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by **andy_g** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 2:12 pm

why do you want to enter heaven thomas?

by **Leonmc0708** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 2:16 pm

andy_g wrote:why do you want to enter heaven thomas?

He cant spell, he meant Evan, a young lad in his street.

by **116-1104673748** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 2:16 pm

In heaven I get to play harps,might be boring but it IS better than getting burnt,roasted,flamebroiled 24-7 for the rest of your afterlife.

He cant spell, he meant Evan, a young lad in his street.

No,I mean heaven.I won a spelling bee before.

by **LFC #1** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:05 pm

Leonmc0708 wrote:
thomas88 wrote:6)play with children when I get old.
7)The most important of all,spread Christianity and enter heaven

You want to be a priest then ?

Class!

by **woof woof !** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:18 pm

thomas88 wrote:play with their children when I get old.

by **dawson99** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:22 pm

i was so tempted to make something from that as well... leave it to the woofmeister to beat me to the crudeness

by **woof woof !** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:35 pm

Dawsino , Thomas is glued to the Whacko Jacko trial as we speak.

I'm gonna report him to the Fat Controller.

by **dawson99** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:36 pm

i thought he was just watching a dvd... or was it that he had aladdin?

oh the oldies are the best

by **116-1104673748** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:58 pm

6)play with their children when I get old.

Make that "play with my grandchildren when I get old",no dirty stuff,hear?And no,I won't hold him at the window for the press to see or feed him alcohol.PLUS,I won't ge sued for molestation or sexual offences because I'm just insane,not an insane s*xmaniac.

by **wee_boi888** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 5:03 pm

If a tutor who tutored the toot
tutored two tooters to toot
and if the tooters ask the tutor
is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot

how would the tutor answer?

by **116-1104673748** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 5:19 pm

It is harder to tutor two tooters to toot.
Tis harder to teach than to learn.

Thats what all tutors would say.It makes the students respect them because they assume the tutor is having a hard time tutoring them...and to discourage them from tutoring because it would mean competition and the tutor would lose some market share for his tutoring.

by **Dom1** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 6:09 pm

market share

god , what next?

by **116-1104673748** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 6:11 pm

God knows.But I know it is NOT going to be about politics,s*x or religion.Of course,after saying that I'm sure someone will ask a question regarding those.

by **Dom1** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 6:16 pm

what is your view on god creating the heaven and earth in 7 days?
do you think he actually did it?.. or was he was just being cocky and it actually took him a fortnight for example

by **116-1104673748** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 6:26 pm

I thought so.What did I land myself into?
WRONG.GOD(Note the caps) created the Earth in 6 days.
HE(Again note the caps) rested on the 7th.
My opinion was that he did make the world in 6 days.

If HE wanted to be cocky,HE would've said one microsecond or one nanosecond.(Both are fractions of a second)

Either that or HE knew that the people who printed "365 Bible Bedtime Stories For Little Kids" would have a hard time finding the remaining days from January 1st-6th.So HE decided to say 6 days rather than 1 second.

Hope I'm not going to hell because of this.In the name of all things holy and sacred to you(the reader),NEVER ask me this type of religious question again.(A futile effort)

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