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hump her

Wally, you forgot the most important part of that statement. Make sure you have permission before you do.

permission from who, her father?

No ....... her siamese sister 

Please, keep your fetishes out of this Bamaga. 

[66-1112520797]

hump her

Wally, you forgot the most important part of that statement. Make sure you have permission before you do.

permission from who, her father?

No ....... her siamese sister 

Please, keep your fetishes out of this Bamaga. 

I just agree with the old saying ' two heads are better than one' if that is a saying   

[67-1161385641]

That's so sick, that's funny.

[Woollyback]

hump her

Wally, you forgot the most important part of that statement. Make sure you have permission before you do.

permission from who, her father?

No ....... her siamese sister 

[Judge]

hump her

Wally, you forgot the most important part of that statement. Make sure you have permission before you do.

permission from who, her father?

No ....... her siamese sister 

Please, keep your fetishes out of this Bamaga. 

I just agree with the old saying ' two heads are better than one' if that is a saying   

spit roast

[7_Kewell]

"Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. Do you want to walk through the gate with me"

 


this has to be the funniest thread i've read on here for ages   

i've slept with most of my female friends and i'd say go for it...if it don't work you can always find another female friend.  Just make sure they're always attractive...who wants a fat ugly girl as a friend?

[The Red Baron]

i've slept with most of my female friends

Did they give you discount

[Big Niall]

i've slept with most of my female friends

Did they give you discount

No - they were asleep throughout

[7_Kewell]

i've slept with most of my female friends

Did they give you discount

cheeky barsteward!   No they didn't! 


At Uni i took the unusal option of moving into houses full of women...least to say it was the best 4 years of my life 

Come on...it can't only be me who makes friends with attractive girls in the hope that you have the odd drunken mishap? 

[jkop]

i've slept with most of my female friends

Did they give you discount

cheeky barsteward!   No they didn't! 


At Uni i took the unusal option of moving into houses full of women...least to say it was the best 4 years of my life 

Come on...it can't only be me who makes friends with attractive girls in the hope that you have the odd drunken mishap? 

Lucky man 7-Kewell lucky man !

[67-1161385641]

7_Kewell, you still haven't achieved your goal though? Sleeping with Mrs Kewell, I can't imagine you'd have Kewell as your name otherwise. 

[Big Niall]

7_Kewell, you still haven't achieved your goal though? Sleeping with Mrs Kewell, I can't imagine you'd have Kewell as your name otherwise. 

Harry will get a groin  injury  5 minutes in so he can come on as sub.

[67-1161385641]

7_Kewell, you still haven't achieved your goal though? Sleeping with Mrs Kewell, I can't imagine you'd have Kewell as your name otherwise. 

Harry will get a groin  injury  5 minutes in so he can come on as sub.

Bingo, now I know why Harry's always got groin problems, too much of a good thing can be bad for you.

[7_Kewell]

7_Kewell, you still haven't achieved your goal though? Sleeping with Mrs Kewell, I can't imagine you'd have Kewell as your name otherwise. 

I'd imagine i'd have a groin problem if i were to spend an evening with Mrs Kewell 

[67-1161385641]

It's worth it though, our Harry has a fine taste in women.