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[Leonmc0708]

thomas88, you have totally made me and everyone in the office pi.ss our pants with your resopnses to some threads and questions, so in an attempt to find one place that makes you laugh all day, like a sort of one stop shop for thomas88 responses, please answer the following conundrums:

1)   How much oil could a gum boil boil if a gum boil could boil oil?





please answer this one then we will post some more.

[116-1104673748]

Oh well,just to humour you.
Lets think up a stupid & illogical answer.

Depends,if the gum boil is strong enough,it could boil a ton.If its weak then it couldn't boil a ton,maybe a litre.So there.

A stupid answer according to demand.

[Woollyback]

here's another burning issue for you to adjudicate on, Thomas:

pink or brown?

[116-1104673748]

Also,depends.If you prefer your fish raw or using barbecue sauce,choose pink.If you prefer it well done,choose brown.Start barbecueing.

PS:Its a different story with white fish.

[stmichael]

Also,depends.If you prefer your fish raw or using barbecue sauce,choose pink.If you prefer it well done,choose brown.Start barbecueing.

PS:Its a different story with white fish.

   

taken your medication today?

[LFC #1]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood thomas?

[116-1104673748]

Also,depends.If you prefer your fish raw or using barbecue sauce,choose pink.If you prefer it well done,choose brown.Start barbecueing.

PS:Its a different story with white fish.

   

taken your medication today?

No,I'm not ill.

About the woodchuck question..My answer would be....

They can't?

Of course,...I know they can't.

And please,don't ask questions which are almost the same with previous ones,it kills the humour...and my brain to think up a variety of answers.

[LFC #1]

ok then, how many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?   

[116-1104673748]

None.He must already be a man to walk down those roads.

[LFC #1]

so wowen can't walk down roads then?

[116-1104673748]

That is off topic.You asked me about men,not women.

NVM,I'll answer your questions.
Yes,a woman can walk down those roads.Its an age of equality.Women can vote and do anything a man can except urinating while standing up without making a mess.

I'm answering like this to prevent female members from searching my ip,my connection area,then my home address and then ambushing me on the way to the nearby grocery shop.


PS:To prevent being accused as a spammer,I will answer to several(at least 5) questions in one post,ok?

Ok,its bedtime(for me).Post all your questions and I'll answer them in 8-10 hours or so.(In 1 post to prevent spamming).If possible,put numbers in an order.

[LFC #1]

[JBG]

   

[Scottbot]

here's another burning issue for you to adjudicate on, Thomas:

pink or brown?

When the river runs red









































Take the brown path

[116-1104673748]

Ok,I can't sleep.Continue asking questions on forum or on PM to keep me entertained while i'm still awake,please.
Ask me anything like...
What if Saddam Hussein & George Bush were seen in the same restaurant?
What if Russia had been part of the First World and the US being the Second World?
And etc..etc.

Its amazing....somewhere I belong.....