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[Pablo_Escobar]

Simple one this time Thomas

2+2 =

[woof woof !]

Thomas what IS the sound of one hand clapping ?

[Ciggy]

good question
yes, will we beat blackpool thomas?

If we play properly and have luck,we will beat Blackpool.Its partly down to luck in football games.

hey thomas, is the ultimate answer 'to life, the universe and everything'... really '42'? 

No,the ultimate answer 'to life,the universe and everything' is

Drumroll,please
dengdengdengdeng(and more dengs)
Clang(Cymbal)

MAYBE.
When you can't give a definite answer 'to life,the universe and everything',say "maybe".
Deng deng chang

I mean...
Is the universe big?Maybe
Are you 14?Maybe
Are you an idiot?Maybe

        what the f@ck is deng deng and more dengs all about LMFAO 

[116-1104673748]

Thomas, if you think of a ball bouncing, then you stop thinking about it, and then you think again of the ball bouncing, has the ball being bouncing the whole time?

NO.There was no ball in the first place.It was merely a figment of my imagination.

Another one for you Thomas, how are the ecstasies of time articulated in language?

In English language,we articulate it "the ecstasies of time".

Thomas, what is the difference between a rational approach to morality, and one that focuses on character?

One is a rational approach to morality and the other focuses on character.Thats the difference.

Thomas what IS the sound of one hand clapping ?

A small "woosh" of a sound.Its real hard to hear.If you clap your hand strong enough and hold it near your ear,you might just hear it.

Simple one this time Thomas

2+2 = 

4.

PS:In an alternate reality where + means -,
2+2=0

       what the f@ck is deng deng and more dengs all about LMFAO   

Artificial sound effects.I couldn't get audio files to work in this forum.

[Woollyback]

from strength to strength 



Thomas, what is your favourite number and why?

[JBG]

[LFC #1]

Thomas what IS the sound of one hand clapping ?
A small "woosh" of a sound.Its real hard to hear.If you clap your hand strong enough and hold it near your ear,you might just hear it.

But that does not constitute clapping, therefore their is no sound as one hand cannot clap, simple really.

[116-1104673748]

from strength to strength 



Thomas, what is your favourite number and why?

My favourite number is 1.Because I'm number 1.

But that does not constitute clapping, therefore their is no sound as one hand cannot clap, simple really.

To clap,you swing your hands against each other.When one hand swings,a swinging sound is created no matter how small.
Every movement creates a vibration for sound no matter how small.Ants make sounds with their footsteps but we can't hear it.We can't hear the sounds os dog whistles.

[Garymac]

Thomas, why wont everyone use the rumour thread for rumours, in the liverpool gen discuss section??

[Dom1]

"PS:In an alternate reality where + means -
2+2=0 "

where bout is that like thomas....america?

[Judge]

To clap,you swing your hands against each other.When one hand swings,a swinging sound is created no matter how small.
Every movement creates a vibration for sound no matter how small.

mmmm.....thats a puzzler thomas, but fately flawed mate


try the same clapping in a vacuum, or in the vacuum of space (remember to wear protective clothing in space). according to physicists, no sound is made, as sound is unable to travel in a vacuum, and as such cannot exist!!.


good try though thomas   

[andy_g]

judge, you're starting to sound a little like thomas now...

[Judge]

good job it aint sounding like jon thomas

anyway, part of my job is to do with acoustics, sound and physics , so perhaps thomas sounds like me  

[hawkmoon269]

To clap,you swing your hands against each other.When one hand swings,a swinging sound is created no matter how small.
Every movement creates a vibration for sound no matter how small.

mmmm.....thats a puzzler thomas, but fately flawed mate


try the same clapping in a vacuum, or in the vacuum of space (remember to wear protective clothing in space). according to physicists, no sound is made, as sound is unable to travel in a vacuum, and as such cannot exist!!.


good try though thomas   

Tell that to Hollywood!!

[Judge]

in space no-one can hear you scream