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[Thommo's perm]

When we lost the orgasmic probing and defensive ability of  Lucas, I think we expected his replacement
to be significantly more than a quick wank in a sock .


He's a wizard at pointing and looking small and insignificant .......nothing else to add really .

"orgasmic probing"

New song:
"Lucas is a vibro, lucas is a vibro, lalalaala, lalalaala"

[RED BEERGOGGLES]

When we lost the orgasmic probing and defensive ability of  Lucas, I think we expected his replacement
to be significantly more than a quick wank in a sock .


He's a wizard at pointing and looking small and insignificant .......nothing else to add really .

"orgasmic probing"

New song:
"Lucas is a vibro, lucas is a vibro, lalalaala, lalalaala"

Has little Jay ever made the earth move for you mate ? 

[Thommo's perm]

When we lost the orgasmic probing and defensive ability of  Lucas, I think we expected his replacement
to be significantly more than a quick wank in a sock .


He's a wizard at pointing and looking small and insignificant .......nothing else to add really .

"orgasmic probing"

New song:
"Lucas is a vibro, lucas is a vibro, lalalaala, lalalaala"

Has little Jay ever made the earth move for you mate ? 

Not even a semi mate

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Not even a semi mate

Although watching his displays gives me chronic flatulence ,if that counts .

[Thommo's perm]

Not even a semi mate

Although watching his displays gives me chronic flatulence ,if that counts .

Remind me never to have sex with you...

[RED BEERGOGGLES]

Not even a semi mate

Although watching his displays gives me chronic flatulence ,if that counts .

Remind me never to have sex with you...

"Thommo, Thommo " ..... don't forget

[Thommo's perm]

Ah the old reverse psychology trick...

[RED BEERGOGGLES]

Brendan Rodgers to Jay Spearing  : So my diminutive little friend ,do you think its time for you to find another club.

Jays reply ,( In recognition of all the prayers I have offered up to the football Gods) :     


OBVIOUSLY !!!!

[ste1977]

i think Jay will know himself he is not at the level the club needs right now. if he is cheap and happy to be 2nd reserve we can keep him.

[maypaxvobiscum]

Is there no other DM in the entire squad, and reserves apart from Spearing? We need someone taller surely?

[RichardLFC1]

Think a DM cover will be high up on the list of players we will buy

[Eagle]

Is there no other DM in the entire squad, and reserves apart from Spearing? We need someone taller surely?

Yalany Baio is a defensive midfielder who has been training with the first team this week but he is only 17.

[ycsatbjywtbiastkamb]

i think people are being a bit unfair on him, we all know he`s not graeme souness but he has come into the side and done a good job on many occassions.
he`ll battle away and run his blood to water for the shirt, we all know he`s not good enough to be in the first XI but he`s not a bad back up.
for some reason he seems to be the butt of everyone`s jokes or rather snide comments at the moment.

[Roger Red Hat]

thats cos he looks like he should be in the Bash Street Kids

kid with the green jersey on, Wilfred I think he's called...

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i think people are being a bit unfair on him, we all know he`s not graeme souness but he has come into the side and done a good job on many occassions.
he`ll battle away and run his blood to water for the shirt, we all know he`s not good enough to be in the first XI but he`s not a bad back up.
for some reason he seems to be the butt of everyone`s jokes or rather snide comments at the moment.

Its probably due to the fact whenever he was included in the first team  ,inside my head I would be expecting rain .