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[Chelsea forever.]

Gerrards arranged marriage

[woof woof !]

This is why Chelsea fans regard Gerrard’s Damascene conversions as damn obscene. How could any sane person commit to Stamford Bridge and then change their mind? José Mourinho’s comments at the time were apposite despite their palpable bitterness: “I can say to him in the next ten years we will compare trophies at Chelsea and trophies at Liverpool. And he will lose.”


Chelsea Forever, did posting this on our site give you a hard on ?  What makes you think that we in here haven't seen it or are incapable of posting it ourselves if we felt so inclined ? Fuc'k of back to your own forum .

[Chelsea forever.]

Someone posted it on my forum, since its related to Lfc I posted it here.

If the Mods dont like it they can delete it. I was simply sharing an article about a Liverpook player that I didnt see on here before.

[Ciggy]

See that t1t that wrote that article he was the table tennis champion some years ago, He also got hammered standing for Wokingham, in the 2001 General Election. He is a Reading fan, so he is one sh.ite journo and that article is aload of bollox escpecially this line. The fundamental problem for Gerrard is that he plays for a team unlikely to win trophies.
What the f@ckinell where them two we have just won?
And the only trophey SG hasnt won is the prem but he has a winners medal for everything else.
Same old sh.ite from the southern based media BOLLOX.
Look at him class journo and got the looks to go with it. Matthew Syed

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Chelskiforabit is is just being his usual smarmy self.

[Woollyback]

It's become so predictably dull how the London-centric UK press simply assume that every player wants to play in London and are just waiting for opportunity to knock

Perhaps it might dawn on the journo's one day that 85% of us DON'T live in London and that's cos we DON'T WANT TO, and the same goes for footballers.

They're so obsessed with their own self-importance that they fail to see how anybody could want to live their life any different to theirs, condescending cunts

[bigmick]

See that t1t that wrote that article he was the table tennis champion some years ago

Just for one glorious moment there I thought we were seeing the magnificent re-incarnation of Desmod Douglas there Lynds. The classicly named, Musical Youth lookalike from Dudley or somewhere was British number one for about 50 years in the seventies. He illuminated many a Saturday afternoon on Grandstand, filling in the gaps between the horses. He wore a constantly furrowed brow as some Chinese bloke, World ranked 62 (Desmond, though British number 1 never really scaled the hieghts in the World game) with a wristy, indescipherable serve spun him to defeat.
This Syed bloke is a different animal altogether. Like as not a public schoolboy, he wouldn't have survived 5 minutes in the tough finishing school of some midlands YMCA, Ganga smoke wafting over the net as you tried to perfect your backhand smash. Any fancy stuff and someone would've shoved his pimpled bat up his erse, sideways. Not without some justification I might add now I'm thinking about it.
That was the thing with Desmond Douglas. Though he was sh!te, you knew he was a real bloke just doing his best, not some know-nothing ponce trying to make a silly point. I could've taken it if it was from Desmond, trying to make a few quid after having being made redundant from Longbridge. Not from this Mathew bloke though, no way.
As for Chelsea forever, by no means his finest hour this one.

[drummerphil]

I see Chelseaforever a tw@t  is at it again,gets up early to wind us up again.I just wish he would off back to the  Chelsea forum and leave our forum alone.He  acts as though none of us know all about our team,football in general or ever read newspaoers or browse the internet.

[drummerphil]

Woolly mate your post is bang on the nail,i would hate to live down there personally

[Ciggy]

I see Chelseaforever a tw@t  is at it again,gets up early to wind us up again.I just wish he would off back to the  Chelsea forum and leave our forum alone.He  acts as though none of us know all about our team,football in general or ever read newspaoers or browse the internet.

Its very old news Phil I read it on friday, and would wipe me @rse with that article The Times must be seriously lacking Journos to let a table tennis champion write an article over how Steven Gerrard is feeling 

[Ciggy]

This is for you CF go put this on your forum. 

A flashback to Football Hell

Tedium, who was born afresh once every generation, was sitting quietly in a sort of celestial changing-room that floated on some delicate astral plane. A gentle breeze occasionally rippled through the room, carrying with it a thousand faintly shimmering stars that danced playfully around her a few moments before breathlessly hurrying onwards.

In this outdoor changing room, Tedium had been sitting for a decade, lazily contemplating her bland and predictable spirit. Presently, during the course of a conversation she had with a white, ghostly voice that was carried on the breeze, it became known to her that she was soon to be born anew.

It was a long conversation, of which only fragments are repeated here.

TEDIUM (Yawning): To where will I be sent this time?

THE VOICE: You are to be born in to something called The Premiership.

TEDIUM: Is it an exciting time to be visiting this place? I do loathe excitement and entertainment. Bright lights and high spirits always leave me terribly weary.

THE VOICE: You need have no concerns; your time there will be as bland as a ha'penny.

TEDIUM: Oh good.

THE VOICE (Disheartened): Yes, Tedium, you will be at home there. (Sighing) Not long ago, The Premiership was ever such an exciting place; unpredictable and refreshing, it captured the hearts of a whole continent. People were in awe at its beautiful potential.

TEDIUM: It sounds vulgar. What happened? Where did all that tasteless stimulation and excitement disappear to?

THE VOICE: Acting much like a little boy might do with a new teddy-bear, a rather strange little man from a very cold country decided to take The Premiership as his new favourite play-thing.

TEDIUM: (Casually) Oh?

THE VOICE: He played with it every day; taking it every where he went and showing it to everyone he met. All his friends were soon very jealous, for it was all anyone ever talked about.

TEDIUM: Mmm.

THE VOICE: Soon, though, it became tired and worn, and it started to fall apart at the seams. It began to lose the vibrant and beautiful colours that made it so exciting in the beginning.

TEDIUM: (With a little more interest): It grew... boring?

THE VOICE: Very boring. Suddenly The Premiership didn't seem like such an exciting play-thing. Although the strange little man still loved it as he always had, other people quickly began to lose interest. It ceased to inspire and excite them as it once did; soon people were no longer talking about how wonderful it was, but would say that it was all a little dull. They began to think that it was better before the man had got hold of it and hugged all the life out of it.

TEDIUM: Good. So now there are no bright lights or high spirits in this Premiership? None of that tiresome thing they call adventure?

THE VOICE: None. Just monotony and predictability and weariness.

TEDIUM (Doggedly): Good. How long will I be staying there?

THE VOICE: It's hard to say. All the signs suggest that you will reign for quite a long time. Perhaps (here there was a long pause, during which there is a new sound that might have been The Voice sobbing quietly in to a handkerchief)& you will never leave.

TEDIUM: Excellent. I like being somewhere for the long haul. And will the people there like me?

THE VOICE: No, first you will be hated. Then, you will be ignored. And then, finally, you will be unloved and discarded. Just like an old teddy-bear...

The dialogue ends here, with Tedium still sitting idly in the changing room, musing over how long she would rule in this new humdrum world.

All this took place on Saturday morning, just moments before the first of this weekend's Premiership fixtures kicked-off.

[drummerphil]

good article that

[Chelsea forever.]

It already is on my forum.

[drummerphil]

if its on your forum then off there and stay there eh

[Chelsea forever.]