Stuff men shouldnt own

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Postby dawson99 » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:52 pm

'funny' ties
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Postby Emerald Red » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:56 pm

A dildo or anal plugs.
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Postby tubby » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:58 pm

What's wrong with a cardi? I own a few.
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Postby ConnO'var » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:01 pm

Scrunchies is a big no, no.
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Postby Emerald Red » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:03 pm

A shower cap.
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Postby ste123lfc » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:04 pm

cut off denim short, saw a bloke in Tenerife last week wearing some. The first thing that sprang to mind was Tw@t
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Postby Ola Mr Benitez » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:10 pm

Hair on their head -  its just wrong (I'm right arent I fellow baldies)
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Postby Judge » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:12 pm

ste123lfc wrote:cut off denim short, saw a bloke in Tenerife last week wearing some. The first thing that sprang to mind was Tw@t

probably that gay rio ferdinand - yes a tw@t
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Postby dawson99 » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:12 pm

no man should own an iron that costs more than £14.99... and they are definely not allowed to know what the different settings are for
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Postby Judge » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:14 pm

dawson99 wrote:no man should own an iron that costs more than £14.99... and they are definely not allowed to know what the different settings are for

why?
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:20 pm

a replica football shirt from one of the following teams...

Man Utd
Everton
Chelsea
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Postby Effes » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:20 pm

Dundalk wrote:Ill start

Man bag.

Straighteners.

Pyjamas.

Mascara.

Skinny jeans.

A cardigan if you're under 50.



I go up town sometimes and really wonder about some fellas! Turn your stomach, if they are gay then fair enough but most of these guys arent and are going round dressed like Lily f*cking Savage!!

No fuckin way.

Where are you DD? Is it common for men to have these?

I doubt there are any men in Liverpool who have mascara or straighteners except drag queens.
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Postby woof woof ! » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:37 pm

A Purse, once saw a fella feeding a parking meter with coins from one FFS !

Soap, unless it's Dettol or Lifebuoy .

Deodarants other than Max Factors Knacker Lacquer

A cat, unless it's big enough to eat yer
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Postby Dundalk » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:43 pm

Effes wrote:
Dundalk wrote:Ill start

Man bag.

Straighteners.

Pyjamas.

Mascara.

Skinny jeans.

A cardigan if you're under 50.



I go up town sometimes and really wonder about some fellas! Turn your stomach, if they are gay then fair enough but most of these guys arent and are going round dressed like Lily f*cking Savage!!

No fuckin way.

Where are you DD? Is it common for men to have these?

I doubt there are any men in Liverpool who have mascara or straighteners except drag queens.

If you were in Dublin you would see some clowns going around wearing this sh!t  :no
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Postby Big Niall » Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:12 pm

I live in Dublin and never see it - you must be hanging out in the george bar :)

I agree witht he pink shirt - who the hell decided men could wear pink shirts and look straight? defo not!
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