Stuff men shouldnt own

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Postby Dundalk » Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:14 pm

Im not saying all lads are at it but you do see fellas with make up on

Anyway there is nothing wrong with the George Image Image Image  :oh:  :love:  :oh: :laugh: :D
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Postby Bad Bob » Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:23 pm

woof woof ! wrote:A cat, unless it's big enough to eat yer

Or a dog that doesn't at least come up to your knee.

Also, lip balm, hand lotion and similar "products" for men are verboten.  We're men--we're supposed to be rough and rugged, not smooth and polished.  :no  (don't get started on men that feel the need to wax themselves...weirdos :D )
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Postby dawson99 » Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:26 pm

dont agree with the dog thing. i had a sheep dog, they arent the biggest but mad as feck... id say no poodles/yorkshire terriers, stuff like that

men shouldn't own trilbys... it doesnt make you quaint!!!
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:29 pm

W@nk mags - sorry but if you cant think of something stimulating/sexy for 3 minutes you've got issues. you have an imagination - use it!
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Postby SouthCoastShankly » Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:31 pm

Greavesie wrote:tops that would show cleavage if on a woman, I mean like ultra V-neck things

What you talking about!

Showing chest hair is the ultimate example of a man.
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Postby tubby » Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:34 pm

And I should know I have enough of it. :cool:  :laugh:
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Postby Bad Bob » Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:40 pm

dawson99 wrote:dont agree with the dog thing. i had a sheep dog, they arent the biggest but mad as feck... id say no poodles/yorkshire terriers, stuff like that

men shouldn't own trilbys... it doesnt make you quaint!!!

Sheep dog are a definite exception.  Actually, it's less about size and more about bark.  The yippers and yappers aren't dogs, they're fur-covered footballs that need a punt.
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Postby Bad Bob » Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:57 pm

So, basically, the goal is to just be the opposite of these muppets, is it not? ???

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Postby Ben Patrick » Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:59 pm

Sh!t am f'cked.

Ave got about 3 pink tops.
I also have denim shorts.  :(
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Postby Dundalk » Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:00 pm

Rio needs to be taken back to where he was brought up in London and hit the town looking like that

He'd be slaughtered

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Postby red37 » Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:02 pm

Cooling eye gel - with extract of mint and chamomile in particular.
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Postby aCe' » Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:31 pm

- decaf coffe - Skim milk
- a french movie, unless you're french, or canadian, or gay... usually correlated..
- movie musicals
- gay pop music cds
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Postby Bad Bob » Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:56 pm

aCe' wrote:- a french movie, unless you're french, or canadian, or gay... usually correlated..

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Not even gay Canadians watch French movies. :D
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Postby Kharhaz » Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:58 pm

Umbrellas - whether its throwing it down or just a light rain, your a man for gods sake act like one !

Facebook Account - speaks for itself I think.

Ponytails - It just screams TW@T. Thats why they call them ponytails, when you lift them up, theres an @sshole underneath.

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Postby Dundalk » Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:05 pm

Kharhaz wrote:Umbrellas - whether its throwing it down or just a light rain, your a man for gods sake act like one !

Facebook Account - speaks for itself I think.

Ponytails - It just screams TW@T. Thats why they call them ponytails, when you lift them up, theres an @sshole underneath.

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