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[Emerald Red]

omg.......... suitably cleaned afterwards by a few hot ladies, judge was fine. Lando thought it necessary to roger ciggy....

And she was willing. But he couldn't get it up, and thus found the experience to be very much like stuffing a flump into a piggy bank slot, so he...

[Lando_Griffin]

...Gave his head a shake, took a deep breath, and tried again.

After this successful escapade, Lando noticed that the sky outside the grotty Bernard Mattews emporium had turned a sinister shade of brown. This could mean only one thing - that the Grudge had found his location, and had brought with him the one thing Lando feared:

The A*se Hair Demon.

This fearful creature...

[Judge]

known as emerald red had no morals and would roger anything with a pulse.....

[Dundalk]

....including Judge and he didnt mind because.....

[andy_g]

they all lived happily ever after.


the end.

[Judge]

until book two came out.......

[Number 9]

....Of Judges @rse one Sunday afternoon as he was sitting eating pea and ham soup watching the Corrie omnibus and scratching his head with the remote..."Aye up" said his missus"What the fu'ck is....

[66-1112520797]

that creeping out your crack ?

'Its part one of my sordid sex acts'

said Judge.

' Is that Readers digest I see down the spine ' replied his wife

' Ironic hey love, its taken four days to digest that blo,ody thing'

Slowley slipping out like a new born baby the book made a popping sound then ....

[Judge]

number 9 came out and admitted he was a chutney ferret.....

[Number 9]

While Judge lifted the book and bgan to read...it said...

[Judge]

and i quote ''number 9 was running around like a camp julian clary lifting his shirt up and down in front of man city faithful hoping that someone would roger his barking spider.

but alas, not even the gays would touch him, as he looked like igor chewing a wasp and had no chance of any kind of encounter.

he solomnly left to read his gay vicar mags in peace


suddenly lando appeared on the hill, over looking the sewage works.....

[Toffeehater]

All dirty and bruised as though he had carpet burns and lee was with him , and judge was there and couldn't stop laughing and suddenly

[Judge]

toffeehater shouted ''i want to try with lee''

lando, insanly jealous kicked toffeehater in the groin

''ouch but i like that'' screamed toffeehater ..................

[woof woof !]

The lack of wit and invention in this thread is a staggering embarrassment to the rest of the forum .

I said that over two years ago and frankly if anything the juvenile filth added to this nonsense thread has become even more embarrassing and offensive.

Thread locked , if you don't like it try posting the same sh'ite on another forum, see how long you last.