Lets write a story - Heres the 1st line, u carry it on.......
by Bruno Zidane! » Fri Sep 24, 2004 10:09 am
(In a strong american accent) So there i was, after a hard day in the real world, i decided to soke myself in one of beavis's deep bathhhhhs.....
Chopper:Look, you're not still angry at me about the leg, are you?
Neville Bartos : Nah, forget about it.
Chopper : Because I don't know if you remember, Neville, but I had that bloody shotgun pointed at your head. I reconsidered and dropped it down to your kneecap. Remember?
Neville Bartos : Nah, forget about it.
Chopper : Because I don't know if you remember, Neville, but I had that bloody shotgun pointed at your head. I reconsidered and dropped it down to your kneecap. Remember?
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by Leonmc0708 » Fri Sep 24, 2004 10:33 am
When all of a sudden there was a knock at the door.
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by Bruno Zidane! » Fri Sep 24, 2004 10:39 am
I thought to myself "who the hell could that be knockin at this time of night" and lept from the bath into my white robe.....
Chopper:Look, you're not still angry at me about the leg, are you?
Neville Bartos : Nah, forget about it.
Chopper : Because I don't know if you remember, Neville, but I had that bloody shotgun pointed at your head. I reconsidered and dropped it down to your kneecap. Remember?
Neville Bartos : Nah, forget about it.
Chopper : Because I don't know if you remember, Neville, but I had that bloody shotgun pointed at your head. I reconsidered and dropped it down to your kneecap. Remember?
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by Ciggy » Fri Sep 24, 2004 10:39 am
Its the men in white coats.There is no-one anywhere in the world at any stage who is any bigger or any better than this football club.
Kenny Dalglish 1/2/2011
REST IN PEACE PHIL, YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.
Kenny Dalglish 1/2/2011
REST IN PEACE PHIL, YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.
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by Leonmc0708 » Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:05 am
Trying to sell heather, and the contents of my washing line they had stolen the day before.
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by 112-1077774096 » Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:06 am
so i said " f*ck of you fat pr*ck and take your stinking theiving fat gippo mates with you or i will call the rozzers and have you arrested for having an offensive face"
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by Leonmc0708 » Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:06 am
"No thanks" I replied as I gazed in awe at his Kate Moss like figure.
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by 112-1077774096 » Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:07 am
Leonmc0708 wrote:Trying to sell heather, and the contents of my washing line they had stolen the day before.
how lucky can lucky heather be? they live in caravans and are scruffy b*stards
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by anfieldadorer » Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:10 am
I found out it was a gal behind the door. Her pale tired eyes begging me to let her in. I hesitantly opened the door.... , i can see her small pathetic tads behind her wet dress. The downpour got bigger and bigger with the sounds of angry thunder deafened the dark evening...
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by Leonmc0708 » Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:11 am
It was Cisses gonna get you, standing at my door wearing nothing but a thin tee and a smile
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by Leonmc0708 » Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:13 am
.........Hustler and his gippo mates had ransacked her washing line too.........
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