Hours later, once he had fully contented himself, he drew out the rasping acorn he called a penis
Ciggy wrote:Lando & Judge then decided to hire a barge cruiser, buy some frozen sausage rolls from Iceland and travel up the Norfolk Broads and kill Bernard Matthews. Matthews lived in a £314,899 complex in Great Yarmouth and had apparently been cutting the head of turkeys and dancing around in his yellow bib and brace.
Judge & Lando killed at least five swans they where put in the fridge to use for later on.
Judge was in his element. He loved to waterski behind the boat but as this jalopy only went 2 knots, technically the speed of an old woman chewing a boiled sweet, Lando just dragged Judge through the brown murky water as his skis picked up used condoms, diseased turkeys and his big gob filled with loose turds.....................
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