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[Toffeehater]

and carried on having intercourse with the animals there

[Judge]

and I carried on having intercourse with the animals there

which was normal behaviour for TH

[Toffeehater]

As Judge started shagging the animals first

(judge is back to his editing  )

[metalhead]

suddenly out of the blue maypax appears...

[Toffeehater]

and died

[Number 9]

Thank fu'ck

THE END!!

[anti-hero]

of page 13! as Number 9 said.


so the story goes on.. where it left off, from the tragic death of maypax.


meanwhile, authorities are still on the look out for a serial molester around the suburbs of newkit. it is apparent that there have been multiple attacks on the beloved pet dog of a certain Mr. s@int and police are now on the lookout for this said offender. so far multiple suspects have been seen around the vicinity of the dogs house. descriptions range from the offender possesing a gavel, and wearing a long black robe, and someone who in the words of an unnamed source, looked like he "hated toffee". residents have been advised to keep a look out for such characters, as they have also been known to engage in other, bad. behaviors. the metropolitan police suggest that residents of newkit board up their doghouses, seal off their, cat.-houses, and be generally protective of their pets.

investigations are currently underway.






the police have also put a certain mr . woof woof under witness protection and has whisked him away to a safehouse.

[Judge]

[anti-hero]

meanwhile, while judge was smiling, he forgot to CONTINUE THE STORY! 

[Toffeehater]

As judge was getting old and senile

( Good continuation AH )

[GRAHAM01]

and smelt of pi*s due to his problems of.....

[Judge]

smelling the odour given off by rancid graham, who frequently needed his pad changing due to incontinence, by fat carers

[GRAHAM01]

smelling the odour given off by rancid graham, who frequently needed his pad changing due to incontinence,




by fat carers

who judge comes to visit on a regular basis for his condition which always...

[Judge]

mimmicked that of grahams, until judge found out he'd been advised wrongly. and there was nothing wrong with him

meanwhile smelly graham pondered how he would face society.........

[GRAHAM01]

or so he would have judge think....

as graham was in fact employed but the fat cares home, where judge had been living for many years!! this was so he could befriend judge and get in to his mind, it did not take long for graham to find out that judge was in fact a............??