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[Judge]

The worst thing about the experience is that he didnt use any LUBE...

disgusting boy shouted all real worlders 

[thegreedo]

Geez, this thread's missed me!!

[Lando_Griffin]

So thegreedo leapt up, whipped out his todger, and bum-raped the rats Frankie and Joey.

They...


(Welcome back, Greedy b*stard. )

[jkop]

squeeled with pleasure while being watched through the window by...............

[thegreedo]

...a self pleasuring Judge. This sure beat the footage he usually streamed from the covert webcam he had mounted under Lando's toilet rim and the lens had become far too soiled now to get anymore quality tug material anyhow.

Spellbound, marveling at the sheer size of Greedo's todger Judge had failed to notice the hand reaching toward him from his rear, the hand had fully cupped his nads before he noticed the strained skin that enveloped the huge sausage like fingers. These bloated digits could only belong to one person.....the sub human bag of cellulite that was Lando!

"Get off me you fat gimp" screamed Judge. Lando desperately tried to appeal to judges better nature by looking at him with puppy dog eyes, unfortunately this was impossible as the lids had become so heavy Lando was no longer able to open his eyes at all. He was forced to spit out his cheeseburger and mumble an apology instead.

Judge was surprised to see his old foe as he had heard Lando had been arrested after the disappearance of his one time stalking target Eva Longoria. The police had feared Lando had eaten the petite actress in a final desperate bid to bring their bodies together. Judge now wearing an expression of total disgust........

[Lando_Griffin]

...Decided the only thing for it was to enroll on a 6-month Taxidermy course run by the daunting yet placid Leon.
It was here that Judge bumped into his first true love - Edna.
Way back in his school days, Judge had actually begun life as a fairly normal-looking child, and it was around his 8th Birthday that he met Edna, the neighbour's pet Chiwawa. Theirs was a whirlwind romance lasting a little over 2 weeks, before Edna suffered a premature death at the hands of a wreckless groundsman weilding a hedge-trimmer without due care.
Judge was broken-hearted, and not even the new Barbie doll could lighten his mood. It was at the height of his heartache that the sorrowful Judge decreed he would never again love a woman, and that Edna would forever be his number one.

Aghast to see that Edna had deceived him all these years, he stomped over to her and tickled her ear in the customary way.

No response,

He tried again, this time, a little harder. Still nothing.

Several days passed by before Judge realised the awful truth - that his stuffed darling was infact now nothing more than a decorative ornament, and he...

[Red @ Heart]

.......polished his.......

[jkop]

..........weapon while staring at his stuffed darling, wondering if he can still take advantage in a sexual way, so pulling the curtains and undressing he made his way towards his stuffed prize then suddenly there was a knock at the door....................

[Judge]

suddenly lando realised he couldnt spell chihuahua, and subsequently went to the kitchen for a cucumber and forceps. no one could understand why he wanted these items for himself, but knowing lando he would have a dastardly plan of self-gratification with them

nonetheless, jkop and red at heart were planning a romp with each other............

[jkop]

..............in a paddling pool filled with baked beans, while being cheered on by all members of the new-kit forum, while the romp was going on Judge stood in the corner itching to once again get his kit off and join in, but Lando held him back saying no Judge your mine BITCH.....................

[Judge]

to which judge shot lando with .44 calibre pistol...........

[thegreedo]

..luckily Lando's internal organs were so well encased by the fatty tissue surrounding his porpoise-like frame the wound was no more than cosmetic. Lando now sweating with rage pulled aside his left breast in order to reach the ever present bumbag he used to carry his butt plugs. He reached inside and pulled out his favourite "the intruder" before looking menacingly into judge's eyes and....

[7_Kewell]

asking "would you mind putting one of these in?"...with that he bent over and showed the world his little brown eye

[Judge]

judge then realised he could then kill lando with the pistol, by firing it into his achilles heel (a'hole), however the shot rebounded off hard crusty klinkers and hit greedo in the eye......

[Judge]

shouted greedo