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[Ola Mr Benitez]

If someone is p1ss1ng you off, what is your best line to put them down.

Mine is "Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your girlfriend when you get in!

What great put down lines have you used or heard.?

I'm looking foward to Lando's!!!

[drummerphil]

there are many,which only come to hand on the nature of the particular idiot involved.

[Garymac]

Phils spot on most put downs depends on the individual, One time of of me mates went out with a terrible cardigan on, and when he got to the bar one of the lads said (and i p!ssed me self at the time but not sure how funny it will come across on a forum)

"What are you having to drink Bad-Cardi and Coke"

Theres a fella called Peter with a massive head by ares as well and me mate always goes:

"What would you rather have, A million Quid or Peters head full of pound coins"!!!

[adamnbarrett]

Just give me a minute while I get the little book of abuse out. Then I'll give you a few top rated ones.

[stoney]

When someone says something dumb..

'How about a nice big cup of SHUT THE F.UCK UP!!!, think before you speak stupid!!'

And they get well annoyed 

[AussieKopite]

When someone says "It's not the size that matters, its how you use it" I say "Yeah, that what guys with small dicks always say."

[Lando_Griffin]

I can't just come up with gold-rated comedy put-downs, I tend to work off the cuff in general.

Never-the-less, I will give it a shot.

"Shut up. If I wanted to listen to a steaming pile of horse sh*t, I'd go and sit in a stable."

"Have you just spoken to me, or has the entire population of the planet just farted?"

"If you want me to be able to find your file, you'll have to attach a note beginning with the letter 'T' so I can file it under 'Tw*t who talks out his sh*tter.'".

Bloke says "What you lookin' at, eh?" I say "A c*nt."

"There are 3-legged dogs on Neptune with a better sexual technique than you love."

When you see someone across the road that you don't particularly like (called Bob, for eg), just shout "Hey Bob! How's your Syphillis!?!" (Or penile warts, herpes, etc)

See - rubbish.

[112-1077774096]

my favorite one i heard was in 'love, honour and obey' when ray winstone says "you're fat, and i will throw you in the river"

straight to the point

[Jari's mullet]

I don't know how well it will come across on here but when I used to be a smoker and down the pub with my packet of cigs and lighter on the table, when someone would pick the lighter up and fiddle with it as dumb people generally do, I would say:

Me: what does it say on the lighter?
Person: nothing
Me: So you mean to say it doesn't say pick me up and fu ck around with me then?
Person: No
Me: well fu cking put it down then!!

[RAFABENITEZ]

"dont even bother"

[RAFABENITEZ]

"SENDING OF CONTACT DATA WAS NOT ACCEPTED.THE DATA WAS REJECTED"

[lawrenson_sarah]

I dont use lines like these

[Ola Mr Benitez]

What lines do you use?

[lawrenson_sarah]

Im just not nasty to people

So im me... whatever that is haha

[dawson99]

if u aska  gal out when shes with her mates and she says no, just say
' i wasnt talking to u fatty, i was talking to your cute mates'

then they all slap u:(