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Postby Lando_Griffin » Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:48 pm

...In a field of glue.
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Postby Stu.Murph » Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:40 pm

Everyone including god died.

The End. :D
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Postby PhiLFC » Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:33 pm

Stu.Murph wrote:Everyone including god died.

The End. :D

"Thank f.uck for that" said the atheist as he ate his egg n chicken... or was it chicken n egg? "I'm Spartacus" said the slave...
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Postby Feeney » Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:03 am

...who then declared that peace and tranquility should reign within the Newkit grounds, because his mongoose was sick and tired of all the sh!t going on around here lately.

The Dominatrix, for one, concurred (with a whip), as did the.....
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Postby daxy1 » Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:14 am

Feeney wrote:...who then declared that peace and tranquility should reign within the Newkit grounds, because his mongoose was sick and tired of all the sh!t going on around here lately.

The Dominatrix, for one, concurred (with a whip), as did the.....

cokc snorttin hunchbacks as they applied the.....
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:40 am

...gonad electrodes to the quivering Priest, Father Dungleberry.

As they turned on the power, Dungleberry let out an unwordly...
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Postby babu » Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:09 am

...squeal of pure pleasure. Which, of course wasn't what the hunchbacks were expecting, so..
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Postby PhiLFC » Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:08 pm

Spartacus the slave said to Kirk Douglas (for twas he that were Spartacus and not the lying slave (who was hung upside down on a cross)) "Fetch the Hunchbacks a....."
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:26 pm

...Packet of Holy Wotsits, and let them dine like kings!"

So off went Kirk in search of the Wotsits, encumbered by several bags of heavy shopping he'd fetched the night before from a rather dingy Tesco. (Which just happened to be next to a sh*thole called "New Woodison"). From there,  he ran. He ran as fast as his little legs would carry him, hurling abuse and unripened tomatoes behind him.

He'd escaped the wretched blue tyranny, and by way of celebration, he treated himself to a cream cake from the rather upmarket ASDA.

Back in the present, he began his quest to seek out the Holy bag of Wotsits, trekking through glen and over mountain for many miles.
He arrived pooped, and rather quite sullied, at an uninviting Castle in the French Province of Flanders, known simply as "Le château de la merde".
Being rather ignorant, he had no idea what this meant, and so he knocked...
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Postby Redman in wales » Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:51 pm

out the rather inept guard ( who incidently looked like g.neville) before ringing the doorbell. Then who should answer it but.....
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Postby jkop » Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:22 pm

Mourinho scratching his front bum, while two little rats ( lampard & cole ) licked his feet, He then asked......................
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Postby Judge » Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:23 pm

why does jkop always get in first :D
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Postby jkop » Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:24 pm

Judge wrote:why does jkop always get in first :D

:laugh: sorry mate.
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Postby Judge » Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:27 pm

jkop wrote:
Judge wrote:why does jkop always get in first :D

:laugh: sorry mate.

said maureen, whilst banging jkop  :D
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Postby jkop » Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:33 pm

The worst thing about the experience is that he didnt use any LUBE... :sniffle
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