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Postby 116-1065305004 » Sat Mar 27, 2004 10:51 pm

Hi having problems with chicks, erection problems(Cheesecakery), want to leave the wife and Kids?

Whatever it is ask the Legend come to Beavis advice corner.

The Legend is back :D
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Postby greenred » Sun Mar 28, 2004 2:24 am

Welcome back legend :D
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Postby gaz31 » Sun Mar 28, 2004 1:47 pm

my pc has blown up so i have to go to my mums to get on the internet can you tell me what i should do to rectify my problems :D  :angry:
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Postby Dom1 » Sun Mar 28, 2004 6:11 pm

i want to leave the wife and kids :D

but then i realised i don't have any, what should i do , master beavis?? :D

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Postby sangy » Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:05 am

I have have a question matey, why the hell is your advice mostly male issues? ???
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Postby 116-1065305004 » Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:43 am

greenred wrote:Welcome back legend :D

Thanks Greenred you know the score :D
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Postby 116-1065305004 » Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:44 am

gaz31 wrote:my pc has blown up so i have to go to my mums to get on the internet can you tell me what i should do to rectify my problems :D  :angry:

Buy a new PC Gaz
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Postby 116-1065305004 » Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:49 am

Dom1 wrote:i want to leave the wife and kids :D

but then i realised i don't have any, what should i do , master beavis?? :D

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Get a wife and kids and leave them Dom my protege :D
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Postby 116-1065305004 » Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:49 am

sangy wrote:I have have a question matey, why the hell is your advice mostly male issues? ???

I do female as well Sangy try me I am all ears :;):
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Postby sangy » Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:53 am

But if your all ears where's the brain? :p
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Postby 116-1065305004 » Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:16 pm

sangy wrote:But if your all ears where's the brain? :p

Me and Dom share it, I have it Mon-Wed, Dom has it Thu-Sat and Tintin has it on a sunday bless him :D
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Postby The retrun of beavis » Mon Mar 29, 2004 1:31 pm

greenred wrote:Welcome back legend :D

Sod off  :angry:
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Postby The retrun of beavis » Mon Mar 29, 2004 1:33 pm

sangy wrote:I have have a question matey, why the hell is your advice mostly male issues? ???

go away and do the ironing , tart  :D
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Postby 116-1065305004 » Tue Mar 30, 2004 1:16 am

f##k off Cheesedick you manc w#nk#r, everyone knows its you
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Postby greenred » Tue Mar 30, 2004 2:18 am

Beavis,lately I have been having uncontrollable urges to kneecap a cheesy manc.Does this make me a homicidal lunatic,or are these urges just normal,everyone feels that way? :D
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