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Postby Kharhaz » Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:09 pm

dawson99 wrote:It tingles my giblets

Radox is for men dude!!!

Its bloke shower gel for sure

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buy one get one free from Waitrose  :buttrock  :buttrock

Apparently my missus got me some for the shower. Now I have baths and when I yelled "wheres the soap?" she then told me she got me some of that. There it was, on the shower shelf all but empty. Bloody kids. Anyway, being manly, I just dunked my head under water then washed my hair with the not so manly johnsons baby shampoo (theres tears my friends, ignore the bottle IT LIES!) then dunked again and washed the rest of me with shampoo.

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Postby Reg » Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:10 pm

anti-hero wrote:F.UCKING POPPED COLLARS.

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GAY.

Solid post mate, kudos.  :buttrock
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Postby Woollyback » Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:11 pm

whisky with iron filings - MAN cocktail


alcopops for men really is the pits of depravity though. if you don't like pints, stay home and do some f.ucking knitting then you henleys-wearing p.issflap
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Postby Reg » Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:14 pm

Some homos have highlights in their hair ffs... and we wonder why the country is gong down the pan.
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Postby Kharhaz » Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:17 pm

Woollyback wrote:whisky with iron filings - MAN cocktail


alcopops for men really is the pits of depravity though. if you don't like pints, stay home and do some f.ucking knitting then you henleys-wearing p.issflap

:laugh: So true.

When I was working in a hotel, we had this function doo on and there was this young kid who came up and asked for a double archers. Naturally, being surrounded by sarcastic drunks most of the time I asked the little fairy if he wanted lemonade and a slice of lemon, naturally he didnt get it and insisted on having it straight. After a few more one of the older gents came up to him and said "what you drinking lad?", propping up the bar, confidence filling him he puts on his most manly voice and says "double archers". The old guy, being as impressed as I was with the young  go-getter blurted out, top of his voice "PEACH SCHNAPPS ! YOU F@CKING TART" which raised more than a few laughs. We didnt see that kid again all night !
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Postby andy_g » Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:27 pm

i like cocktails :)
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Postby Number 9 » Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:34 pm

andy_g wrote:i like cocktails :)

Safe to say Andy is in touch with his feminine side!

Two ear rings,likes cocktails and has lip balm! :D
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Postby Woollyback » Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:42 pm

and is knitting a scarf to go with his pink v-neck t shirt, whilst watching amelie as we speak  :nod
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Postby Kharhaz » Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:30 pm

Number 1 in the list, the absolute undisputed winner, the one every bloke should agree on is .... (drumroll)......

A Wig ! My god you need shooting if you not only own but use it. Im not talking drag im talking missing your hair so much you would sink to the lowest depths to replace.

Second place of course Just For Men. Your getting old accept it !
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Postby ConnO'var » Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:43 pm

dawson99 wrote:
ConnO'var wrote:The collected works of Richard Clayderman...... seriously suspect.

I had to google that... you're on dodgy ground yerself for even knowing the name mate  :Oo:  :D

:D

Excuse for Knowing = Wife loves him.   :veryangry  :wwww  :D
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Postby red37 » Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:40 am

Number 9 wrote:
andy_g wrote:only if its a lager and black

:D

Would'nt drink em myself like ffs,the whole concept is gay when you think about it.Some silly tw@t prancing about a bar shaking things about and doing twirls like a ballerina,throwing things up in the air going whoooooooo!

By the time the silly fuc'ker carries out all this nonsense you could be on your second pint!

Cocktails are for gays! :nod

F*ckin ell Baz -  :laugh:

Tis true tho.
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Postby burjennio » Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:53 am

Man Utd shirt

hair band / scrunchy

CDs by Backstreet Boys, Blue, Boyzone or any other f*cking corporate teeny bopper bullsh*t

any movie starring Julia Roberts
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Postby Kharhaz » Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:02 am

red37 wrote:
Number 9 wrote:
andy_g wrote:only if its a lager and black

:D

Would'nt drink em myself like ffs,the whole concept is gay when you think about it.Some silly tw@t prancing about a bar shaking things about and doing twirls like a ballerina,throwing things up in the air going whoooooooo!

By the time the silly fuc'ker carries out all this nonsense you could be on your second pint!

Cocktails are for gays! :nod

F*ckin ell Baz -  :laugh:

Tis true tho.

Tis true, cocktails are for fairies. Have a pint and a few drams of whiskey. At the end of the night the cocktail drinkers spend the evening on the loo, the pint drinkers and dram drinkers delay the after effects to a hangover and get rid of it by the following morning !

Cocktails - an excuse to drink girly drinks combined with man drinks.  :no
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Postby Woollyback » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:40 am

Kharhaz wrote:
red37 wrote:
Number 9 wrote:
andy_g wrote:only if its a lager and black

:D

Would'nt drink em myself like ffs,the whole concept is gay when you think about it.Some silly tw@t prancing about a bar shaking things about and doing twirls like a ballerina,throwing things up in the air going whoooooooo!

By the time the silly fuc'ker carries out all this nonsense you could be on your second pint!

Cocktails are for gays! :nod

F*ckin ell Baz -  :laugh:

Tis true tho.

Tis true, cocktails are for fairies. Have a pint and a few drams of whiskey. At the end of the night the cocktail drinkers spend the evening on the loo, the pint drinkers and dram drinkers delay the after effects to a hangover and get rid of it by the following morning !

Cocktails - an excuse to drink girly drinks combined with man drinks.  :no

real men don't call it 'the loo'

it's the bog, get a grip of yerself man
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Postby dawson99 » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:47 am

red37 wrote:
Number 9 wrote:
andy_g wrote:only if its a lager and black

:D

Would'nt drink em myself like ffs,the whole concept is gay when you think about it.Some silly tw@t prancing about a bar shaking things about and doing twirls like a ballerina,throwing things up in the air going whoooooooo!

By the time the silly fuc'ker carries out all this nonsense you could be on your second pint!

Cocktails are for gays! :nod

F*ckin ell Baz -  :laugh:

Tis true tho.

you havent seen the women who serve the cocktails mate... maybe you should be staying away from the gaybar  :D
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