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[Number 9]

only if its a lager and black

Would'nt drink em myself like ffs,the whole concept is gay when you think about it.Some silly tw@t prancing about a bar shaking things about and doing twirls like a ballerina,throwing things up in the air going whoooooooo!

By the time the silly fuc'ker carries out all this nonsense you could be on your second pint!

Cocktails are for gays!

F*ckin ell Baz - 

Tis true tho.

Tis true, cocktails are for fairies. Have a pint and a few drams of whiskey. At the end of the night the cocktail drinkers spend the evening on the loo, the pint drinkers and dram drinkers delay the after effects to a hangover and get rid of it by the following morning !

Cocktails - an excuse to drink girly drinks combined with man drinks. 

real men don't call it 'the loo'

it's the bog, get a grip of yerself man

True!

Women say Im off to the loo for a pee!

Men say Im away to the bog for a slash!

Verdict: Kharzaz is a homo!

[Effes]

Another one is bottled lager - some men think it's cool, but it's a feckin fad.

How is a £3 bottle of lager better than a full pint?

If you drink bottles in a pub you are a tart.

[Number 9]

Another one is bottled lager - some men think it's cool, but it's a feckin fad.

How is a £3 bottle of lager better than a full pint?

If you drink bottles in a pub you are a tart.

Especially if its corona with a bit of lime wedged in the neck!

[Kharhaz]

True!

Women say Im off to the loo for a pee!

Men say Im away to the bog for a slash!

Verdict: Kharzaz is a homo!

Im feeling nothing but deep shame about myself !

[dawson99]

bottled beer aint watered down tho (i prefer pints btw but some pubs water it down, and if u see how often some pubs clean the pipes youd have bottles)

[Effes]

Only sh!te pubs water lager down.

That's why real ale is the way to go man. 

[andy_g]

sometimes the bottled beer is nicer than the beer on tap. drinking can sometimes be about enjoying the taste of a good drink, not about how fast you can get píssed and look a twát. that's what's so good about cocktails.

in fact, tonight after checking my diary i saw that i'm booked in to watch a french film while enjoying a couple of cocktails and some bottled beer with a facebook friend. i'll have to remember to make sure my face is moisturised and my hair completely straight.

[dawson99]

sometimes the bottled beer is nicer than the beer on tap. drinking can sometimes be about enjoying the taste of a good drink, not about how fast you can get píssed and look a twát. that's what's so good about cocktails.

in fact, tonight after checking my diary i saw that i'm booked in to watch a french film while enjoying a couple of cocktails and some bottled beer with a facebook friend. i'll have to remember to make sure my face is moisturised and my hair completely straight.

don't forget your skinny jeans and pink scarf 

(i'll be round about 8ish)

[Number 9]

sometimes the bottled beer is nicer than the beer on tap. drinking can sometimes be about enjoying the taste of a good drink, not about how fast you can get píssed and look a twát. that's what's so good about cocktails.

in fact, tonight after checking my diary i saw that i'm booked in to watch a french film while enjoying a couple of cocktails and some bottled beer with a facebook friend. i'll have to remember to make sure my face is moisturised and my hair completely straight.

[Woollyback]

sometimes the bottled beer is nicer than the beer on tap. drinking can sometimes be about enjoying the taste of a good drink, not about how fast you can get píssed and look a twát. that's what's so good about cocktails.

in fact, tonight after checking my diary i saw that i'm booked in to watch a french film while enjoying a couple of cocktails and some bottled beer with a facebook friend. i'll have to remember to make sure my face is moisturised and my hair completely straight.

don't forget your brolly, the rain'll ruin your hair 

[andy_g]

sometimes the bottled beer is nicer than the beer on tap. drinking can sometimes be about enjoying the taste of a good drink, not about how fast you can get píssed and look a twát. that's what's so good about cocktails.

in fact, tonight after checking my diary i saw that i'm booked in to watch a french film while enjoying a couple of cocktails and some bottled beer with a facebook friend. i'll have to remember to make sure my face is moisturised and my hair completely straight.

don't forget your brolly, the rain'll ruin your hair 

don't tell me real men shouldn't have roofs on their houses as well

[Woollyback]

houses?  i sleep on a bed of nails in the open air, like a real man

[dawson99]

bed of nails? you poof, i sleep on shards of broken glass and used hyperdermic needles

[andy_g]

ok, i said house... but what i actually meant was a pile of burning tyres wrapped in razor wire being constantly shot at by zombie taliban

[andy_g]

with a roof