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Postby Woollyback » Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:01 am

i blame judge
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Postby Kharhaz » Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:16 am

Oh, just thought of another. TEETH ! If you were a real man, the chances are, you would have no teeth. Anyone gets on your nerves, you dont tell them to F@ck off, you chin em ! then your in a brawl and lose a tooth, or two. Toothache, not a problem, pull the bugger out with your bare hands grrrr. Missus cant get the jar open? in your gob bite the bugger off ! So there it is, if you own teeth, your not a real man ! :D

PS. I do have teeth, but mine are more manly and stronger :cool:
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Postby Woollyback » Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:26 am

i've got all my own teeth. garlands here i come  :(
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Postby account deleted by request » Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:53 am

I have all my own teeth and use an electric toothbrush........ I suppose that means there is no hope for me then :(
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Postby Kharhaz » Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:10 am

s@int wrote:I have all my own teeth and use an electric toothbrush........ I suppose that means there is no hope for me then :(

Unless you own "man teeth" then nope, your doomed.  :D
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Postby andy_g » Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:58 am

i have my own tooth straighteners
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Postby Big Niall » Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:08 pm

No man should ever drink long necks bottles. These men tend to go to "the loo" - it is actually called "the jacks"

The only non pints allowed are whiskeys.
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Postby Judge » Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:10 pm

bunglemark2 wrote:
andy_g wrote:you got that right

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Hairy men in adult nappies.....what has this forum degenerated to....

kinell its woollyback  :D

now you blame me  :p
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Postby Woollyback » Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:20 pm

how do you know that's me? i never said i had a woolly front
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Postby Reg » Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:29 pm

Thats disgusting isnt it? Imagine walking down the beach, people going past you saying 'dirty b@stard' out of the side of their mouths.
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Postby aCe' » Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:30 pm

slim cigarettes, diet Soda, scented candles (unless you only use them to get some), romantic novels...ermm.. What else do you like Judge ?
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Postby dawson99 » Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:05 pm

aCe' wrote:slim cigarettes, diet Soda, scented candles (unless you only use them to get some), romantic novels...ermm.. What else do you like Judge ?

nothing wrong with scented candles mate... well needed if the house is smelling of certain smokey aromas
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Postby mistyred » Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:00 pm

I agree with Daws i have scented candles in my house Vanilla and Cherry smell
great and make the misses happy :D
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Postby Judge » Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:44 am

aCe' wrote:slim cigarettes, diet Soda, scented candles (unless you only use them to get some), romantic novels...ermm.. What else do you like Judge ?

dont smoke, dont drink diet soda, the missus has the candles and only read the broadsheets mate

so how the hell is that me!!
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Postby Dazzer » Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:14 am

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