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by **Bad Bob** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:06 pm

andy_g wrote:of the things banned so far in this thread i proudly own the following:

soap (and shower gel), deodorant, lip balm, moisturiser (proper mens' one though), french movies on dvd, umbrella (x2), facebook account, piercings (2 in one ear), trainer socks, pictures of animals (not posters - interesting animals), diary, hat,

tomorrow i will buy some hair straighteners just to bother the fuck out of you all, you opinionated bunch of twonks

Okay, okay but what kind of jeans do you where?

by **dawson99** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:21 pm

i bet andy has a cane he uses as well

by **andy_g** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:44 pm

are canes banned too??

by **Number 9** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:54 pm

What dirty bast'ard said men should not have soap?

by **dawson99** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:56 pm

u can have soap... just mansoap

by **Number 9** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:08 pm

dawson99 wrote:u can have soap... just mansoap

I have imperial leather at my bathroom sink,just for washing the hands like....Am i gay now?

i have Lynx shower gel in the shower,proper man stuff! :nod

by **dawson99** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:10 pm

Number 9 wrote:
dawson99 wrote:u can have soap... just mansoap

I have imperial leather at my bathroom sink,just for washing the hands like....Am i gay now?

i have Lynx shower gel in the shower,proper man stuff!

Well you know the brand of soap, so it's slightly iffy. I know my soaps white.... the shower gel i think is radox, but i know its blue... see, proper blokes don't know that stuff

by **Number 9** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:24 pm

dawson99 wrote:
Number 9 wrote:
dawson99 wrote:u can have soap... just mansoap

I have imperial leather at my bathroom sink,just for washing the hands like....Am i gay now?

i have Lynx shower gel in the shower,proper man stuff!

Well you know the brand of soap, so it's slightly iffy. I know my soaps white.... the shower gel i think is radox, but i know its blue... see, proper blokes don't know that stuff

Raddox is woman shower gel...you are a fanny mate!

by **dawson99** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:33 pm

It tingles my giblets

Radox is for men dude!!!

Its bloke shower gel for sure

buy one get one free from Waitrose :buttrock

by **Number 9** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:37 pm

dawson99 wrote:It tingles my giblets

Radox is for men dude!!!

Its bloke shower gel for sure

buy one get one free from Waitrose

Well Ok I'll give you that since it actually says for men on it!

I wonder what shower gel Judge uses?
Probably something outta the avon catalogue! :nod

Rose Blossom and summer fruits or something like that! :nod

by **Woollyback** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:43 pm

no man should ever own, or be in possession of, any of the following:

a bottle of WKD

a hairstyle, instead of a hairCUT

jewellery, other than a wedding ring

a henleys t-shirt with glittery bits on

a citroen xsara picasso

an n-dubz record

i am, of course, uber manly so i carry off my umbrella-ownage and facebook-usage with massive, crushing manliness at all times, especially whilst watching my favourite films, most of which are french

by **Number 9** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:54 pm

Woollyback wrote:no man should ever own, or be in possession of, any of the following:

a bottle of WKD

Agreed 100%!! :nod

This should extend to all alcopops in general though,its woman fanta for women!

MEN DRINK PINTS!! :nod

by **dawson99** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:57 pm

do men drink cocktails?

by **andy_g** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:59 pm

only if its a lager and black

by **Number 9** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:02 pm

andy_g wrote:only if its a lager and black

Would'nt drink em myself like ffs,the whole concept is gay when you think about it.Some silly tw@t prancing about a bar shaking things about and doing twirls like a ballerina,throwing things up in the air going whoooooooo!

By the time the silly fuc'ker carries out all this nonsense you could be on your second pint!

Cocktails are for gays! :nod

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