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by **Cool Hand Luke** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:00 pm

Police suspect a smooth criminal was responsible. He was not alone. There was apparently a man in the mirror who was very dangerous and wanted to be startin something even though MJ told him to beat it and was heard to say leave me alone. Nobody knows if the suspect was black or white.

by **redhayesy** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:23 pm

Dawn French has just been Diagnosed with MRSA the flesh eating disease... doctors have given her 30 years to live!

by **redhayesy** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:38 pm

i was walking through stanley park yesterday, saw an Everton season ticket for next year nailed to a tree. i thought, I'm having that. You can never have too many nails!

by **Number 9** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:55 pm

What are Jade Goody,Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson getting for Christmas!

Patrick Swayze!
:rasp

by **dawson99** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:58 pm

Number 9 wrote:What are Jade Goody,Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson getting for Christmas!

Patrick Swayze!

thats bad man :no

really trying not to laugh :oops:

but... it is funny!

:wwww

will Jackson 5 albums be 20% off now?

by **Dundalk** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:11 pm

Why did Ronaldo follow Kaka to Real Madrid?

Because any woman will tell you, after you get a Brazilian you usually get an irritating cunt

by **Dundalk** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:12 pm

dawson99 wrote:will Jackson 5 albums be 20% off now?

How can there now be a Jackson 5 reunion?

4 bullets :blush:

by **Number 9** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:20 pm

Dundalk wrote:
dawson99 wrote:will Jackson 5 albums be 20% off now?

How can there now be a Jackson 5 reunion?

4 bullets

by **Toffeehater** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:04 pm

, last 3 pages have been top notch

by **Parkinson** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:22 am

Whats the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson?

Fergie will be playing Giggs in August!!

by **Parkinson** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:25 am

Because Michael Jackson was considered 95% recycable due to the copious amounts of surgery on his body.

He was granted a special wish by his surgeons when he "expired".

He asked if he could comeback as a Playstation ..

So all the kids could still play with him.

by **Parkinson** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:28 am

Farrah Fawcet is up at the pearly gates talking to St.Peter. Peter said to her "Because you have fort Cancer and helped the wildlife and various other charities throughout you're glorious life, I shall grant you one last wish'

to which she replyed..

" I would just like all the children to be safe."

by **Parkinson** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:37 am

It seems MJ didn't die of a heart attack after all; he died in the children's ward having a stroke...

Note I personally don't believe MJ was a perve, but these are some of the jokes doing the round and I found them quite funny anyway.

by **Toffeehater** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:57 pm

, some good ones here

by **Roger Red Hat** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:54 pm

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