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Postby Dundalk » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:42 am

Ill keep ya a seat when i get down there  :down:  :down:  :down:
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Postby Greavesie » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:43 am

these pics are class :laugh:
All round the fields of Anfield Road
Where once we watched the King Kenny play (and could he play!)
Stevie Heighway on the wing
We had dreams and songs to sing
'Bout the glory, round the Fields of Anfield Road

JFT 96 - Gone but never forgotten
YNWA 15/4/1989
God Bless You All
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Postby GYBS » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:48 am

Dont worry the power of recycling will enable him to live on in life - so everyone will be able to have a piece of him to put their shopping in
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Postby Toffeehater » Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:03 pm

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Postby Effes » Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:06 pm

Dundalk wrote:Image

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Matt McQueen - Liverpool 1892-1928.
Only professional to - play in goal (41 appearances), Defence, Midfield, Striker, and later be Director and then to be Manager (winning a Championship) - at one club
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Postby Dundalk » Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:15 pm

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Postby Judge » Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:24 pm

Dundalk wrote:This is the story all about how my pulse got flipped turned upside down,
Now I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I died in Bel Air.
In Gary Indiana born and raised,

In the plastic surgeon room is where I spent most of my days,
chillin out, maxin, relaxing all cool, hanging around sweating outside the local school,
when a couple of parents said I was up to no good,
said I was molesting their kids in the neighborhood.
I got in one little incident and the police got scared and said "Your dangling you baby in the german air"

I whistled for a boy and when he came near the
situation was a trap with a camera in the mirror
If anything I could say that now I was scared
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

My.... blood.... stopped in my heart about seven or eight
And I yelled to the world yo, home smell you later
Slipped into a coma I was finally there
Dead of cardiac arrest in my home in bel-air

i have to admit that is Fu*king brill dundalk  :D
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Postby GYBS » Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:27 pm

Michael Jackson has now cancelled his up coming dates.






















with Tommy, aged 6, and James, aged 8...
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Postby GYBS » Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:28 pm

Jacko did not have a Heart Attack as previously reported, Truth was he ordered in a little Chinese and choked on a No. 69
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Postby GYBS » Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:28 pm

Newcastle United and Michael Jackson are so similar.......


It doesn't matter if you're black or white, they both went down in 2009
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Postby GYBS » Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:28 pm

Apparently Gary Glitter has made a world record bid for Michael Jacksons computer.....


Urgent RSPCA Notice - Home needed for abandoned monkey, very friendly, likes being wanked off with a white glove.
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Postby Dundalk » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:48 pm

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Im a bad bad person..

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Postby Number 9 » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:53 pm

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Im a bad bad person..

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Postby Dundalk » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:58 pm

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Postby tubby » Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:34 pm

That one is pretty :censored: up.
My new blog for my upcoming holiday.

http://kunstevie.wordpress.com/
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