The official spain euro 2008 thread - Viva espana
by Kharhaz » Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:58 pm
My god the italians are so boring. Did anyone see years back the AC Milan v Brescia match. Milan had the league in the bag and Brescia needed a draw to stay up. Anyway ended up a draw and one of the most boring matches ever !
Anyway an italian joke to cheer us up.....
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi."
Anyway an italian joke to cheer us up.....
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi."
Bill Shankly: “I was the best manager in Britain because I was never devious or cheated anyone. I’d break my wife’s legs if I played against her, but I’d never cheat her.”
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by The Manhattan Project » Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:59 pm
I think they should scrap extra-time.
After 90 minutes they should go straight to pens.
Because usually in extra-time, teams often just play safe and wait for pens.
After 90 minutes they should go straight to pens.
Because usually in extra-time, teams often just play safe and wait for pens.
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by Sabre » Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:04 pm
The ref is a son of seven fathers.
Cheeky cheaters, he entered the pitch to stop the play, and that's not a yellow!
Cheeky cheaters, he entered the pitch to stop the play, and that's not a yellow!
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by Kharhaz » Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:04 pm
The Manhattan Project wrote:I think they should scrap extra-time.
After 90 minutes they should go straight to pens.
Because usually in extra-time, teams often just play safe and wait for pens.
Id go with that. Very rarely do you get games like Holland v Russia. And for me theres nothing worse then watching a dire match for 2 hours only for some sod to score right at the death when pens was coming and your looking forward for them !
Bill Shankly: “I was the best manager in Britain because I was never devious or cheated anyone. I’d break my wife’s legs if I played against her, but I’d never cheat her.”
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by Kharhaz » Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:13 pm
Reina should tell Cassillas to do the wobbly legs routine, scares the italians sh@tless that does !
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by dawson99 » Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:15 pm
worst. quarter final. ever
Italy should be banned from international football. how the f*ck did this lot win a world f*cking cup?
Italy should be banned from international football. how the f*ck did this lot win a world f*cking cup?
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