There are no people in the entire world as delusional as Evertonians. I don't know what it is. But take Manc fans - if you asked them to take Alonso or Keiran Richardson in centre midfield, they hate us but they'd all take Alonso at a shot, and recognise he's a great player and Richardson isn't.
Evertonians on the other hand would tell you Alonso is sh#te, Richardson should be playing for England in centre midfield and it's only red driven media agendas that stop him. And the thing is they'd actually believe it.