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by **dawson99** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:48 pm

and my own fave:

your girlfriend is so fat when she wore an xman tshirt a helicopter tried to land on her

by **Garymac** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 5:45 pm

If you see a fat bird and her fit mate in the club the best is go up to the fatty and say

Gary "wanna dance love"
Fatty "ohh yes that will be nice"
Gary "Sound the dancefoors over there now fu*k off why i chat ye mate up"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **72-1136150807** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:47 pm

Thats cold!!

But I think, I might just use it!!!

by **Judge** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:09 am

put down one liners?? mmmmm

''dole dossing waster'' springs to mind

by **woof woof !** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:33 am

Love the line in Aliens when a chauvinistic marine asks a female marine " Rodriguez, have you ever been mistaken for a man ? " She replies " No , have you ? " :laugh:

My own personal fave is " I've stepped in sh'it that's harder than you"

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:00 am

i have used 'ive got underpants older than you'

by **Roger Red Hat** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:42 am

I once got into a scuffle with a lad and used the 'I've dropped bigger turds than you' line. It was just before he actually got in first and smacked me lights out.

by **Garymac** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:39 pm

"You horrible bitter bluenosed tw*t"

and i like saying ugly birds have gotta face like a "Box of Frogs"

by **woof woof !** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:43 pm

Garymac wrote:i like saying ugly birds have gotta face like a "Box of Frogs"

I like Les Dawsons description of his Mother in Law , "She's got a face like a bag of spanners" :laugh:

by **Garymac** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:02 pm

Another! "Bet shes got a fan*y like a ripped out fireplace"! :lookaround

by **Judge** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:09 pm

bulldog chewing a spanner is a good one, classic, but good, or swap spanner for wasp

by **Garymac** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:15 pm

"She must have fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down and landed face first on a concrete path covered with nettles and gravel"

by **woof woof !** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:16 pm

To girlfriends and/or wives .

"I was so miserable without you it was almost like having you here "

"How can I miss you when you won't go away ? "

by **woof woof !** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:22 pm

"If you REALLY loved me ,you would have married somebody else "

by **Judge** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:27 pm

me ''i fucking homesick''

missus ''this is your home''

me ''i know and i'm fucking sick of it''

:;):

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