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by **andy_g** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 9:48 pm

how much is that doggy in the window, thomas? the one with the waggly tail.

by **Dom1** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:30 am

thomas88 wrote:None.He must already be a man to walk down those roads.

hahaha brilliant man, your a legend

by **116-1104673748** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:43 am

andy_g wrote:how much is that doggy in the window, thomas? the one with the waggly tail.

Ok,lets see.First,I'll look up the imaginary big book of dogs to see the species and the value.Ahhh..here we go.
Continue with the song..1,2,3
That dog is worth for nothing at all,
Arf arf..
That dog's just a mongrel you see,
Digs garbage and it also has large fleas,
I'll pay you to take it from me...

by **Dom1** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:56 am

what type of dog is that?

by **116-1104673748** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:16 am

what type of dog is that?

Stray dog.

Of course,had andy not asked about wagging it's tail,I would've said hot dog.

by **Dom1** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:31 am

homer meat

by **babu** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 7:08 am

Hey Thomas,
don't change a thing!! the ability to misunderstand/miss the point when people are talking to you is an excellent asset. used wisely it will get you far.

by **Woollyback** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 11:19 am

Thomas, you're an instant legend mate

Oh, and what shall we do with the drunken sailor?

by **Judge** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:44 pm

thomas88 wrote:Also,depends.If you prefer your fish raw or using barbecue sauce,choose pink.If you prefer it well done,choose brown.Start barbecueing.

PS:Its a different story with white fish.

white fish?? wtf

by **anfieldadorer** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:27 pm

welcome thomas, mate

by **dawson99** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:32 pm

i will put my pic of thomas on here, jus coz i think its cool lol

by **Leonmc0708** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:36 pm

dawson99 wrote:i will put my pic of thomas on here, jus coz i think its cool lol

He looks just Like I thought he would.

by **116-1104673748** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:57 pm

Woollyback wrote:Thomas, you're an instant legend mate

Oh, and what shall we do with the drunken sailor?

Wait till he faints out of drunkedness.We search his pockets,take some money.He won't remember a thing.
We open his shirt to see his wife's phone number tatooed on his chest.To confirm it,we search his handphone too and make a long distance call to his wife straight from his handphone.

by **Woollyback** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:29 pm

pure, unadulterated brilliance

by **116-1104673748** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 7:38 pm

We have minors here too.In case a ten year old is looking up an "adult" joke and his parents see him doing it.

PS:Peewee made a poll regarding me.In the "Non-Football Related Polls",start voting.This is NOT American Idol,British Idol,etc.. where you can send repeated votes through SMS.Only one vote per person.LOL.Just like elections.

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