Rodgers Sacked !

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Postby woof woof ! » Sat May 09, 2015 12:21 pm

Rodgers Sacked !

And you're the new manager   :wwww

It's end of the season lads so just a bit of fun to keep us occupied (and arguing   :D  ) during the summer break.

FSG have given you a £75 mill transfer kitty plus anything you gain from the sale of players (google  current market values for price)

Who are you getting rid of and within the constraints of your budget who would you be looking to sign ?

Not sure what our overall wage budget is so do a bit of googling lads and assume you have to stick within current limits and subtract any overspend on wages from your transfer kitty.

Could get complicated    :D
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Postby 7_Kewell » Sat May 09, 2015 12:28 pm

B@stard!
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Postby woof woof ! » Sat May 09, 2015 12:53 pm



Sorry mate , hope I didn't dash your dream    :D

Just that so many of us are gobbing off about BR (me included) I just wondered if any of us could spell out what we'd do if given the job.

I'm still scratching my head.     :)
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Postby maguskwt » Sat May 09, 2015 1:24 pm

This moderator should ban himself... :p
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Postby woof woof ! » Sat May 09, 2015 1:45 pm

:D

Be careful what your wish for. Better the Devil you know etc etc etc
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Postby UvS xR4GEx » Sat May 09, 2015 1:59 pm

Get rid of Strikers Ballotelli, Lambert, Borini - and bring in Lacazette and Benteke. It could be a partnership that could work. Benteke is strong and good in the air, and Lacazette could feed off of that with his speed and clinical finishing.

Gerrard out - Pjanic in to replace him

Then just get rid of the deadwood like Allen, Toure, and the rest of the jokers!!
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Postby Thommo's perm » Sat May 09, 2015 3:28 pm

Rodgers gets sack, Hodgson brought back?
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Postby andy_g » Sat May 09, 2015 4:48 pm

sell sterling (100million), balotelli (50million), lambert (20million), borini (3 quid) and the tea lady - as everything is mostly her fault for making shít tea - kash mountain can probably confirm this as its part of the top secret top down top shop review - (48million)
buy neymar, suarez, messi and iniesta
sell mignolet and jones
buy neuer, cech and begovic. and courtois.
play the lottery every week
poke mourinho in the eye live on tv
have a top down review every week
make mental note never to have my teeth whitened as most fans seem to hate that. avoid tooth whitening tooth pastes just to be on the safe side
have a huge self portrait in my house but keep it secret
have a bottom up review to find out anything the top down one had missed
set up an account on newkit so i can explain myself to the fans
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Postby RED BEERGOGGLES » Sat May 09, 2015 5:02 pm

woof woof ! » Sat May 09, 2015 11:21 am wrote:Rodgers Sacked !

And you're the new manager   :wwww

It's end of the season lads so just a bit of fun to keep us occupied (and arguing   :D  ) during the summer break.

FSG have given you a £75 mill transfer kitty plus anything you gain from the sale of players (google  current market values for price)

Who are you getting rid of and within the constraints of your budget who would you be looking to sign ?

Not sure what our overall wage budget is so do a bit of googling lads and assume you have to stick within current limits and subtract any overspend on wages from your transfer kitty.

Could get complicated    :D


You swine ! I was nearly looking on line for lederhosen
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Postby maguskwt » Sat May 09, 2015 6:05 pm

andy_g » Sat May 09, 2015 3:48 pm wrote:sell sterling (100million), balotelli (50million), lambert (20million), borini (3 quid) and the tea lady - as everything is mostly her fault for making shít tea - kash mountain can probably confirm this as its part of the top secret top down top shop review - (48million)
buy neymar, suarez, messi and iniesta
sell mignolet and jones
buy neuer, cech and begovic. and courtois.
play the lottery every week
poke mourinho in the eye live on tv
have a top down review every week
make mental note never to have my teeth whitened as most fans seem to hate that. avoid tooth whitening tooth pastes just to be on the safe side
have a huge self portrait in my house but keep it secret
have a bottom up review to find out anything the top down one had missed
set up an account on newkit so i can explain myself to the fans

But what do you promise the owners?
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Postby andy_g » Sat May 09, 2015 9:08 pm

maguskwt » Sat May 09, 2015 6:05 pm wrote:
andy_g » Sat May 09, 2015 3:48 pm wrote:sell sterling (100million), balotelli (50million), lambert (20million), borini (3 quid) and the tea lady - as everything is mostly her fault for making shít tea - kash mountain can probably confirm this as its part of the top secret top down top shop review - (48million)
buy neymar, suarez, messi and iniesta
sell mignolet and jones
buy neuer, cech and begovic. and courtois.
play the lottery every week
poke mourinho in the eye live on tv
have a top down review every week
make mental note never to have my teeth whitened as most fans seem to hate that. avoid tooth whitening tooth pastes just to be on the safe side
have a huge self portrait in my house but keep it secret
have a bottom up review to find out anything the top down one had missed
set up an account on newkit so i can explain myself to the fans

But what do you promise the owners?


that they can lick my árse every thursday and sunday
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Postby laza » Sun May 10, 2015 2:11 am

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Postby maguskwt » Sun May 10, 2015 9:46 am

andy_g » Sat May 09, 2015 8:08 pm wrote:
maguskwt » Sat May 09, 2015 6:05 pm wrote:
andy_g » Sat May 09, 2015 3:48 pm wrote:sell sterling (100million), balotelli (50million), lambert (20million), borini (3 quid) and the tea lady - as everything is mostly her fault for making shít tea - kash mountain can probably confirm this as its part of the top secret top down top shop review - (48million)
buy neymar, suarez, messi and iniesta
sell mignolet and jones
buy neuer, cech and begovic. and courtois.
play the lottery every week
poke mourinho in the eye live on tv
have a top down review every week
make mental note never to have my teeth whitened as most fans seem to hate that. avoid tooth whitening tooth pastes just to be on the safe side
have a huge self portrait in my house but keep it secret
have a bottom up review to find out anything the top down one had missed
set up an account on newkit so i can explain myself to the fans

But what do you promise the owners?


that they can lick my árse every thursday and sunday

What if they want to do more than that?  :wwww
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