Rafa replies 'Easy, I use intelligent players, look at this' He calls Gerrard over 'Steve, who's the child of your father, child of your mother, but not your sister not your brother?'
Quick as a flash, Stevie says 'Thats easy, it's me'
Later that day, Ferguson pulls Rooney over in training: 'Wayne, who's the child of your father, child of your mother, not your sister not your brother?'
'That's a tough one' says Wayne 'give me until the end of training'
Wayne's racking his brains but he can't come up with the answer. During training he asks Louis Saha, who's puzzled too, but eventually says 'I've got it, child of my father, child of my mother, not my sister not my brother. It's me isn't it?'
At the end of training, Rooney goes running over to Ferguson all excited 'Gaffer, Ive got it. Child of my father, child of my mother, not my sister not my brother...... It's Louis Saha!'
'No it's not you idiot' Ferguson replies 'It's Steven Gerrard!'
the other's staired at him.... bejasus will ya look at that....i'm gettin a fax!
Found it quite funny
