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by **66-1112520797** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:06 am

Arijen Robben - Olympic diver :cool:

by **66-1112520797** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:09 am

Titus Bramble - Donkey ( pin the tail)

by **66-1112520797** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:10 am

Tony Adams - advertising campaign against drink driving

by **Lando_Griffin** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:42 am

Robbie Savage - Spokesperson for "Dial-a-Rod".

Gary Neville - Nora Batty's stunt double.

Phil Neville - Road kill.

Gollum - Everton Manager.

Fat Frank - Richard Simmons. (

)

Robben - Chess-playing free-style diver.

Alan Stubbs - The bell ringer at Notre Dame Cathedral. (Quasimodo for any thickies!

)

Tim Cahill - A Tangerine.

Lee Bowyer - The Arch-Bishop of Canterbury.

Reina - A "Re-Growth" salesperson.

Jan Molby - A piemaker.

Josemi - One of Rocky Balboa's cack opponents in Rocky III.

Jan Kromkamp - A Ballet dancer in "Swan Lake".

Spooney - A drug-dealing piece of sh*t.

Rio Ferdinand - A florist.

Christiano Ronaldo - A rentboy.

Van Horseface - "Bondit" Superglue.

Carvalho - Homosexual Hairdresser.

John Terry - A fence-erector.

Petr Cech - A professional sex-pest.

Moris - Beaten to death. Previously, a maggot farmer.

Red-nose Fergie - A bum.

Ronaldinho - A dentist.

Luke Chadwick - A male model.

Ryan Giggs - A Pit-working homo.

David Beckham - A Dole-claiming idle lay-a-bout, with a penchant for Gola Tracksuits.

Ferrera - A petrol-pump attendant.

Beattie - Reckons he'd have been a Brain surgeon, but I think he'd be better suited to Proctology.

Dunc Ferguson - Lifer in a maximum security jail. Job inside - Mob's b*tch, and part-time toilet cleaner.

Richard Wright - Parachute.

Dietmar Hamann - Sex-shop owner.

Steven Gerrard - Councillor.

JC - Prime Minister.

Rafa - 1st Foreign President of the USA.

Fowler - Estate Agent.

Owen - Full-time student.

Keiron Dyer - Zoo attraction.

Igor Biscan - Circus attraction.

Crouch - Window Cleaner.

Craig Bellamy - "No Neck - No Problem" Shirt company rep.

Emre - Wuss.

Shay Given - Bullied transvestite Office-worker.

Drogba - Dancing Queen.

Martin Jol and Ron Atkinson - Both Umpa Loompa's, for different reasons.

Sinama Pongolle - Shaggy's pet Sh*g.

Harry Kewell - A boomerang salesman.

Diouf - A venom extractor.

Sol Campbell - An extra in the World-wide hit "Big jawed ugly b*stards".

Ivan Campo - A scarecrow.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:35 am

Ashley Cole taking a call.

by **Judge** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:02 am

lando you forgot jermaine pennant - a curfew enforcing officer

by **bng89** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:08 am

Mark Bosnich- Drug dealer

by **bng89** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:10 am

Arjen Robben- Platform diver

by **Judge** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:13 am

wayne rooney - computer animated film stand in

figo - part time fag

Giuly - resembles a girl

ronaldinho - plug from the beano

shevchenko - corner shop robber

steve bruce - boxer

park ji sung - jackie chan stand in

van nistelrooy - pit pony

louis saha - chris tucker stand in

allerdyce - walrus

chris kamara - garymac impersonator

by **Lando_Griffin** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:38 am

I still think Van Horseface would have been Glue by now!

by **Judge** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:25 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:I still think Van Horseface would have been Glue by now!

or chum meat

by **darwisigila** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:37 am

Didi Hamman - wine tester

by **Sparky** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:20 pm

Apparently the evilles were asked the other day what they would do for a living if they were not footballers, they replied

"we would be in the army"

As targets!!!!

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