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Postby chiggz_likes_owen » Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:32 pm

Some of these are funny
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Postby stmichael » Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:32 pm

chiggz_likes_owen wrote:Ray Parlour - Hair Stylist :D

ray parlour- marriage counsellor :laugh:
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Postby steppenwolf » Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:32 am

Gazza - world leader
{so that he can attend the G8}
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Postby 1234ram » Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:58 am

rooney- pie eater
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Postby JBG » Wed Feb 09, 2005 11:02 am

1234ram=William Shakespeare.
Jolly Bob Grumbine.
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Postby Judge » Wed Feb 09, 2005 11:15 am

ian dowie and peter beardsley in the remake of the film TWINS :D
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Postby Woollyback » Wed Feb 09, 2005 11:39 am

Stan Collymore - Relate counsellor
b*ll*c*ks and s*i*e
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Postby Judge » Wed Feb 09, 2005 12:00 pm

Gazza = social worker
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Postby steppenwolf » Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:43 pm

Traore - Norman Wisdom's successor
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Postby Judge » Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:29 am

Ronaldo - rent boy in a remake of boogie nights
Van Nistelrooy - mr ed
Rooney - pilsbury dough boy
Gary & Phillip Neville - bill n ben
Roy Keane - the pikey from snatch film
Roy Carroll - girls last name
Rio Ferdinand - drug dealer
Heinze - baked bean seller
Silvestre - mime artist
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:39 am

igor biscan ----- footballer
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Postby Judge » Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:42 am

:D

traore - see above
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Postby woof woof ! » Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:04 am

Jermaine Pennant ------- Crash Test Dummy .

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Postby Judge » Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:08 am

The Return of the Judge wrote:Ronaldo - rent boy in a remake of boogie nights
Van Nistelrooy - mr ed
Rooney - pilsbury dough boy
Gary & Phillip Neville - bill n ben
Roy Keane - the pikey from snatch film
Roy Carroll - girls last name
Rio Ferdinand - drug dealer
Heinze - baked bean seller
Silvestre - mime artist
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also

Gravesan - bald headed swimmer called duncan
Morientes - antonio banderas look-a-like
Garcia - trainee vampire
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:14 am

ron atkinson ------ head of united nations or prince phillips stand in
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