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Postby 106-1093504160 » Fri Sep 10, 2004 1:58 pm

cheesecakery wrote:
who the hell is diarra wrote:Ken Bates -Bullfighter come on we'd all love to c that!!! :laugh:  :angry:

Ken Bates isnt a footballer

neither are the whole everton fc, but we still post about them
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Postby gaz31 » Fri Sep 10, 2004 2:08 pm

judge wrote:
cheesecakery wrote:
who the hell is diarra wrote:Ken Bates -Bullfighter come on we'd all love to c that!!! :laugh:  :angry:

Ken Bates isnt a footballer

neither are the whole everton fc, but we still post about them

???  actually your right bout that everton are shiteeeeeee
When you get the ball, I want you to beat a couple of men and smash the ball into the net, just the same way you used to at Bury," said Shankly. Lindsay replied: "But Boss that wasn't me, it was Bobby Kerr." Shankly turned to Bob Paisley and said: "Christ Bob, we've signed the wrong player."
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Postby ckay » Fri Sep 10, 2004 2:11 pm

gaz31 wrote:
judge wrote:
cheesecakery wrote:
who the hell is diarra wrote:Ken Bates -Bullfighter come on we'd all love to c that!!! :laugh:  :angry:

Ken Bates isnt a footballer

neither are the whole everton fc, but we still post about them

???  actually your right bout that everton are shiteeeeeee

soon to be relegated blue ******. I like the way that they flog Rooney and will now have to wait till January before they can spend any of it!!! By which time they'll be out of it.
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Postby 106-1093504160 » Fri Sep 10, 2004 3:12 pm

so tub o lard post sensibly. we love a laugh, but get real
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Postby stmichael » Fri Sep 24, 2004 1:51 pm

emile heskey as one of those lovely teddy bears which sits in the shop window but no'one ever buys. :D
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Postby who the hell is diarra » Fri Sep 24, 2004 9:01 pm

cheesecakery wrote:
who the hell is diarra wrote:Ken Bates -Bullfighter come on we'd all love to c that!!! :laugh:  :angry:

Ken Bates isnt a footballer

no sh*t sherlock  ............. don't tell me u wouldn't like to see him in a bull ring
Always Look on the bright side of life
der der ........der der der der der

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Postby stmichael » Thu Oct 28, 2004 3:48 pm

judge wrote:igor biscan - mr bean

:D
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Postby 106-1093504160 » Thu Oct 28, 2004 3:55 pm

igor biscan - plug from the beano :D
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Postby Dom1 » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:22 pm

Djimi Traore - london beefeater
when you're 4-0 up..
you should never lose 7-1
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Postby Red_Si » Fri Oct 29, 2004 10:55 am

Salif Diao - Jamaican extra in Predator 2

El Hadj Diouf - Gimp (in red leather)

Luis Garcia - Werewolf (mid-transformation)
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Postby stmichael » Sun Feb 06, 2005 10:50 pm

just stumbled across this old thread and thought i would drag it back up as it's quite a good read. :D
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Postby Ciggy » Sun Feb 06, 2005 11:07 pm

Cisse and Pongolle = R an B rappers. :D
There is no-one anywhere in the world at any stage who is any bigger or any better than this football club.

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REST IN PEACE PHIL, YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.
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Postby steppenwolf » Sun Feb 06, 2005 11:19 pm

Mourinho - Hitman
C Ronaldo - River Dance extra
Craig Bellamy - Hairdresser
THIS IS ANFIELD
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Postby Dom1 » Sun Feb 06, 2005 11:44 pm

gary neville - bob rumsford
when you're 4-0 up..
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Postby chiggz_likes_owen » Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:31 pm

Ray Parlour - Hair Stylist :D
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