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Postby Judge » Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:04 am

Judge - scientist  :D

Dawson - lexicographer on countdown

woollyback - insurance salesman or porn empire builder

Jmac79 - pc world crew member

Lando - animal buggerer :D or english teacher, or chelsea board member :D

stmike - tramp who lives in boro bus station

laza - surfer or alcoholic

ciggy - laminate floor seller

drummerphil - mercenary

hawkmoon - porn king

lee j - white van man

taff - sheep farmer

woof woof - dog

peewee - tree surgeon

andy g - lazy rich sugar daddy residing in some hot country

AB - full time b'um

barry belfast - guinness taster

LPA - permanently on the dole

Bigmick - wants to be objective tabloid sports reporter (no chance there then :D ), but has to make do with university rag mag writer

paul c - area manager for tupperware parties









the list will continue to grow i fear




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Postby anti-hero » Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:09 am

NICe post dude.     :D


LMAO...
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Postby Judge » Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:12 am

anti-hero wrote:NICe post dude.     :D


LMAO...

Anti Hero - dustbin man, goat hearder or part time jesus inpersonator
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Postby anti-hero » Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:30 am

No... No..

You got it half wrong.

I dont herd goats.   :angry:


I fertilize them.   :D
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Postby AussieKopite » Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:44 am

anti-hero wrote:No... No..

You got it half wrong.

I dont herd goats.   :angry:


I fertilize them.   :D

???

That is so wrong.

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Postby dward » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:21 am

what about me? :(

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Postby drummerphil » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:30 am

mercenary ??? :D ..........whatever makes you think that  :D
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Postby woof woof ! » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:30 am

Dward proof reader for the Dyslexic Associstion . (his names actually Dwarf ) :D
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Postby anti-hero » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:35 am

AussieKopite wrote:
anti-hero wrote:No... No..

You got it half wrong.

I dont herd goats.   :angry:


I fertilize them.   :D

???

That is so wrong.

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:D

Not really.

You dont have to assume the worst and the nasty...

We um, "milk" the male goat, ... get the "juice" and pour it into a tube.

Then we stick that tube up a female goats :censored:, leave it there for 2 days and check it for pregnancy.

All makes sense now doesnt it??  :D

Apparently there's a shortage of goats and the kind we are fertilizing seem to be an endangered species.   :D
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Postby Judge » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:51 am

dward wrote:what about me? :(

:D

insignificant stand in movie dwarf who no-one notices  :D (similar to woofs suggestion)


Aussie Kopite - accountant who doesnt understand numbers and suffers from profuse halitosis


lionheart - tasmanian devil that can actually spin around in cartoons
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Postby woof woof ! » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:54 am

anti-hero wrote:Apparently there's a shortage of goats and the kind we are fertilizing seem to be an endangered species.   :D


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Postby Judge » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:02 pm

Big Niall - radical politician who hates all the world, especially those who conflict with his ideals (a bit like george dubbya) :D


Stoney - coal miner, canal dredger or grease monkey
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Postby Judge » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:08 pm

Richard Hillman - grave digger :D

roberts - ham salesman

feeney - VW badge theif
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Postby Judge » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:35 pm

neil - taxidermist (so he can stuff that fucking cat in his avatar)

Mikz - gay porn star

red37 - vicar

babu - typist or freudian psychologist

dundalk - advisor at citizens advice bureau or local bum
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Postby Sabre » Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:11 pm

Sabre. Spanish ambassador to Scouseland.
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