Liverpool FC Forum

[stmichael]

just a bit of fun guys as the forum seems to be pretty quiet at the moment.

i'd like you to come up with suggestions of what jobs certain footballers or managers would do if they weren't involved in football. funny suggestions only please.

for example i think ruud van horseface and christiano ronaldo would make an excellent synchronised diving team. what d'ya reckon?

[LFC #1]

Lee Hughes- driving instructor.

[stmichael]

what about bruce grobelaar as a bookie.

[simic_ie]

Gary and Phil Neville.... male models 
Becks and Rio... teachers. 

[stmichael]

actually, give gerard houllier a moustache and a pair of glasses and i think he'd make an excellent inspector clousseau.  

[LFC #1]

Wayene Rooney - movie star (Shrek).

[ckay]

Gazza - Marriage Guidence

[ckay]

Roy Keane - Buddist Monk

[stmichael]

Gazza - Marriage Guidence

 

or what about dwight yorke as a spokesperson for "fathers for justice"?

[LFC #1]

Claudio Ranieri - english teacher.

[ckay]

or what about dwight yorke as a spokesperson for "fathers for justice"?

   

[ckay]

Wayne Rooney - Massage parlour manager!

[LFC #1]

nah a Pimp.

[stmichael]

to me, michael owen could have been a paperboy for life. i dunno why. he's just got one of those faces.

also, if not a paperboy, he could be one of those young guys you always see working in places like dixons. you know the ones who never know how anything works and look sh#t scared if you ask them a question?

[ckay]

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