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by **Cool Hand Luke** » Mon May 08, 2006 8:47 pm

jonnymac1979 wrote:What about where Homer has that fight with Bart's bigger brother from the agency?

"You've been out gallivanting around with that floozy of a bigger brother of yours! Haven't you? Haven't you? LOOK AT ME!!!!"

LOL, That is great, always cracks me up.

I swear it from a film, most things from Simpsons are, anyone know which one this is from?

by **The Ace1983** » Mon May 08, 2006 8:51 pm

"Man Alive! There are... men alive in here..."

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Mon May 08, 2006 8:55 pm

mmmmmm……forbidden doughnut

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Mon May 08, 2006 8:57 pm

Ralph: Why do people run from me? (followed by a blank expression and a wet patch developing in between his legs)

PURE COMEDY GOLD.

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Mon May 08, 2006 8:59 pm

Homer's Brain: Use reverse psychology.
Homer: Oh, that sounds too complicated.
Homer's Brain: Okay, don't use reverse psychology.
Homer: Okay, I will!

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:00 pm

peewee wrote:
RUSHIE#9 wrote:I just love the episode were Homer thinks that Bart is turning gay.
Homer leaves BArt staring at the billboard for Laramie cigarettes with the two near naked ladies on it and when he comes back he says something like:

Homer: 'How ya feelin' boy'

Bart: 'I'd like a cigarette'

Homer: 'Great, we'll get you a pack on the way home, any particular brand?'

Bart: 'Something slim'

Homer: 'D'oh'

Then later on he takes bart to the gay steal mill and the big tough worker comes walking through and says in a really gay voice - "Hot sstuff coming through" .
When the end of the day hooter goes off the whole place turns into the gay night club called THE ANVIL and the song 'Everybody Dance Now' starts playing, then the foreman says; "We work hard, we play hard."

oh be nice

Homer: They turned the Navy into a floating joke. They ruined all our best names like Bruce and Lance and Julian. Those were the toughest names we had! Now they're just...
John: Queer?
Homer: Yeah, and that's another thing! I resent you people using that
word. That's our word for making fun of you! We need it!

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:01 pm

Homer: Sorry, Mr. Burns. I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious. But the answer is no!

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:01 pm

Marge: My name is Marge Simpson and I have an idea. It may sound a little boring at first.
Mayor Quimby: Chat away. I'll just amuse myself with some pornographic playing cards.

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:03 pm

OH MY GOD, does anyone remember the episode when Mr Burns long lost son turns up, that’s got so many classics in it.

Burns: I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you! Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble. Smithers, take off my belt.
Smithers: With pleasure, sir!

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:04 pm

When Homer wants to buy a massaging chair:

Homer: Marge, there's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.

by **2520years** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:05 pm

Homer: It's not fair. Why do we always have one good kid and one bad kid?!
Marge: We have three kids Homer.

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:06 pm

Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win a million-dollar bet?
Smithers: Yes, sir.
Burns: Let me rephrase that. Is it wrong if I cheat to win a million-dollar bet?
Smithers: No, sir. Who would you like killed?

by **Bad Bob** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:07 pm

Mmmm...floor pie!

by **The Ace1983** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:07 pm

Elocutionist: "Up and atom"
Wolfcastle: "Up and at them"
Elocutionist: "Up And ATOM!"
Wolfcastle: "Up And At THEM!"

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:08 pm

Mayor Quimby: I stand by my racial slur.

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