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[Sparky]

flanders: Looks like im wearing nothing at all !!!

Homer:  Stupid sexy flanders!!!      

[hicks]

    So many good ones

i love the witness relocation one when the two FBI agents are trying to teach Homer that his cover name is Mr Thompson.

agent--remember now when i tread on your foot and say hello Mr thompson im talking to you HELLO MR THOMPSON

Homer(covering the side of his mouth) I think hes talking to you     

When slh has 25 pups a little one paws at the tv screen and they all say aaahhhh then the cat trys to get some attention by doing it and get a roasting    class

[The Ace1983]

I just remembered Apu's film from the film festival episode "Bright Lights, Beef Jerkey" where Wiggum's tie is caught in the Hotdog Machine and he says "Oh, Boy. This is gonna get worse before it gets better"

[andy_g]

the harry potter spoof episode


homer: aaaarrrghhhh, die you monster!!
lisa: dad, thats the water cooler.
homer: well i AM missing the back of my head... maybe you could cut me some slack?

[jonnymac1979]

Anyone saw where Homer is watching "Hail To The Chimp" movie at the drive-thru and the President is a little monkey? 

He dives on and starts hitting his Chief of Staff over the head and giving it all the squeaky monkey noises and all you can hear is "No, Mr. President, no, Mr. President!"

[The Ace1983]

Burns: Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest,

Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,

Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,

Burns: See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest

[The Ace1983]

Anyone saw where Homer is watching "Hail To The Chimp" movie at the drive-thru and the President is a little monkey? 

He dives on and starts hitting his Chief of Staff over the head and giving it all the squeaky monkey noises and all you can hear is "No, Mr. President, no, Mr. President!"

Homer - "That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp!" 

[The Ace1983]

The elephant one's a classic as well.

[jonnymac1979]

Krusty:  Paint my chicken coop.

Lampwick:  Make me!!!

Fighting ensues!!!

[Feeney]

To the Flinstones tune,

Homer, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history.....

From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree.......ARRRRGGGHHHH!!!

   

[The Ace1983]

Homer - "I'll Mace You Good!"

[Feeney]

[GOAT]

mmm.. something   

Theres so many moments of the simpsons ive p.issed myself watching i couldnt possibly remember them all now

[RUSHIE#9]

To the Flinstones tune,

Homer, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history.....

From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree.......ARRRRGGGHHHH!!!

   

I was racking my brains last night tryin to remember the proper words to that and all i could remember was "he's about to hit a chestnut tree..... AARRGGHH!!

Absolute quality. 

[Cool Hand Luke]

OH MY GOD, there are too many classic quotes, every episode at least has one classic quote (accept for the new ones which just seem serial and have defiantly lost there charm). Some classics:


Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.
……………………………………………………………………..
Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening.
…………………………………………………………………..
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
………………………………………………………………..
Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.
……………………………………………………………………………
Burns: I suggest you leave immediately
Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
…………………………………………………………………………
Homer: What's a wedding?  Webster's dictionary describes it as the act of removing weeds from one's garden.
…………………………………………………………………………….
Chief Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
………………………………………………………………………
[Santa's Little Helper goes off running with George Bush, leaving Homer all alone]
Homer: I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush.
Homer's Brain: There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it.
Homer: D'oh.
…………………………………………………………………………….

I COULD GO ON ALL FOR AGES.