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Postby Cool Hand Luke » Mon May 08, 2006 9:08 pm

Cop: Are you crazy or just senile?
Grandpa Simpson: A little from column A, a little from column B
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Postby Cool Hand Luke » Mon May 08, 2006 9:08 pm

Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out.
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Postby Cool Hand Luke » Mon May 08, 2006 9:09 pm

Ralph: The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.
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Postby The Ace1983 » Mon May 08, 2006 9:10 pm

Robert Goulet: Are you from the casino?
Nelson: I'm from A casino.
Robert Goulet: Good enough.
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Postby Cool Hand Luke » Mon May 08, 2006 9:10 pm

Mayor Quimby: Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with digging up a corpse?
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Postby Cool Hand Luke » Mon May 08, 2006 9:11 pm

Comic book guy: Ohhhhhhhhhh, loneliness and cheese burgers are a deadly combination.
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Postby The Ace1983 » Mon May 08, 2006 9:12 pm

Scientist: Mojo! What have they done to you!?!
Mojo's voice machine: Pray...For...Mojo...
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Postby Cool Hand Luke » Mon May 08, 2006 9:13 pm

Homer: Son, I just want you to know I have total faith in you.
Bart: Since when?
Homer: Since your mother yelled at me.
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Postby Cool Hand Luke » Mon May 08, 2006 9:14 pm

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
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Postby The Ace1983 » Mon May 08, 2006 9:15 pm

Flanders: This is Jose Flanders.
Jose: Buenos Ding-dong-diddly-Dias Senior!
Flanders: And this is Lord Thistlewick Flanders.
Lord: Delighted to meet you. (Ned nudges him) ... a googly doogly...
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Postby Cool Hand Luke » Mon May 08, 2006 9:15 pm

Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.
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Postby Cool Hand Luke » Mon May 08, 2006 9:16 pm

The Ace1983 wrote:Flanders: This is Jose Flanders.
Jose: Buenos Ding-dong-diddly-Dias Senior!
Flanders: And this is Lord Thistlewick Flanders.
Lord: Delighted to meet you. (Ned nudges him) ... a googly doogly...

LOL, CLASSIC!

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Postby The Ace1983 » Mon May 08, 2006 9:18 pm

Lisa's Ode to Snowball:

I had a cat named Snowball,
She died, she died.
Mum said that she was sleeping,
She lied, she lied,
Why oh why is my cat dead?,
Couldn't that Chrysler have hit me instead?.
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Postby Bad Bob » Mon May 08, 2006 9:18 pm

Mob Goon: Should I kill him Gangland Style or Execution Style, Boss?
Fat Tony: Go with your heart.
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Postby Cool Hand Luke » Mon May 08, 2006 9:18 pm

Homer: I want everyone to know that this is Ned Flanders... my friend!
Lenny: What did he say?
Carl: I dunno. Somethin' about being gay.
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