Could it just be, (oh God, please no..........Rafa, please mate, I'll never mention the styling ever again, I promise, I'll trust you with the best of them), could it just be that Rafa is about to embark upon Dirk going back up top, with Barry on the left, Gerrard and Masherano in the centre and Milner on the right? Oh my God, I've been to the top of the mountain, I've looked over the other side and I've seen the promised land..... oh surely not



