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Postby anfieldadorer » Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:14 am

i said to her, why are you still here, i told you to go get some cigarettes you lil bitch!
"but daddy, you haven't given me the money, and the rain's getting bigger..." :D
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Postby Bruno Zidane! » Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:14 am

and i bulit up the courage to tell her to "FU*K OFF" so i could get back to my bath, but she wouldnt listen and started dancin in the street, quite bizarre but none the less entertaining
Chopper:Look, you're not still angry at me about the leg, are you?
Neville Bartos : Nah, forget about it.
Chopper : Because I don't know if you remember, Neville, but I had that bloody shotgun pointed at your head. I reconsidered and dropped it down to your kneecap. Remember?
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Postby Leonmc0708 » Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:16 am

..just then out of the corner of my eye I noticed....
JUSTICE FOR THE 96

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Postby anfieldadorer » Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:16 am

Bruno Zidane! wrote:and i bulit up the courage to tell her to "FU*K OFF" so i could get back to my bath, but she wouldnt listen and started dancin in the street, quite bizarre but none the less entertaining

ok, on from this one
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Postby mynameisred » Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:26 am

Then as I gaze over the rolling hills trying to make some sence of this craziness I see some movement in the distance. Who is this travelling towards me from afar. Its the Auld Slapper with her pet Shrek on a BMX, when they arrive they brought a warning of.....
The man who came to merseyside from Newcastle, the man who says he's part of Liverpool as much as the Liver building. When he was needed Alan Kennedy was there. And with now just 8 minutes to go it could be that Alan Kennedy has made a little history.
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Postby Leonmc0708 » Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:31 am

...aliens from the planet Gorgandier........
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Postby mynameisred » Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:36 am

have inseminated Sir Alex.
The man who came to merseyside from Newcastle, the man who says he's part of Liverpool as much as the Liver building. When he was needed Alan Kennedy was there. And with now just 8 minutes to go it could be that Alan Kennedy has made a little history.
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Postby Bruno Zidane! » Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:46 am

again, this cant be true, how do you know this shrek???
Chopper:Look, you're not still angry at me about the leg, are you?
Neville Bartos : Nah, forget about it.
Chopper : Because I don't know if you remember, Neville, but I had that bloody shotgun pointed at your head. I reconsidered and dropped it down to your kneecap. Remember?
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Postby Bruno Zidane! » Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:50 pm

And then all of a sudden it went quite.....for about 3 hours......dead silance.......absolutly no sound at all.......couldnt hear a thing.......you could have heard a pin drop......get the feelin im on me own........talking to myself........and everyones fuc*ed off to the real world and left me.......is there anybody out there........anyone at alll..............im so lonelyyyyyy.......if i catch any of you fookers in the real world heads will roll......heads will fu*king roll!
Chopper:Look, you're not still angry at me about the leg, are you?
Neville Bartos : Nah, forget about it.
Chopper : Because I don't know if you remember, Neville, but I had that bloody shotgun pointed at your head. I reconsidered and dropped it down to your kneecap. Remember?
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Postby JBG » Fri Sep 24, 2004 3:07 pm

(this story thing was done in the RealWorld back between pages 50 and 100 I think, with a lot of filth from Lee J!)

(sorry, on with the story)
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Postby Ciggy » Fri Sep 24, 2004 3:21 pm

peewee wrote:
Leonmc0708 wrote:Trying to sell heather, and the contents of my washing line they had stolen the day before.

how lucky can lucky heather be? they live in caravans and are scruffy b*stards   :D

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Postby who the hell is diarra » Fri Sep 24, 2004 3:31 pm

Hours later when they all came back from the dog n gorilla.......... :p
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Postby 106-1093504160 » Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:03 pm

they realised there was something throbbing in the dark shadows. A cold sweat broke out across their skin, until one of them cryed out.... ohhhhh......>
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Postby Leonmc0708 » Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:14 pm

...OH NO that freakin gippo Hustler came back.....
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Postby taff » Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:14 pm

And thats how copper was discovered
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