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by **account deleted by request** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:55 pm

aCe' wrote:WTF .... why am i not in that squad.... Sack the fcking manager!!! what is it now saint 2 wins in 10 ?! you're useless !!!

I would change from Dossena mate

I can offer you Lucas, Babel, Voronin ?

Dossena ?!
Seriously ?

Hope im nowhere near that pitch...

I was just going off this mate

We have had a lot of injuries , all the other teams get more transfer money then we do, I have to sell before I can buy. It took Fergie 7 years mate! Who would take the job ..... Fat Sam ? and they can't afford to sack me anyway as it would cost them over 15p to sack me. (I am saving all the other excuses for later

)

And if that doesn't work I will start on the personal insults and questions about where you live, when you started supporting us and how long have you been a glory hunter

by **Igor Zidane** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:29 pm

Take the feckin rose tinted specs off saint lad , yer :censored:

and that's all there is to it . Sack saint.

To early for my team yet , got to see who's going the chippy first . Like i told Devaney in another thread , we've got to get our prioreties right.

by **NANNY RED** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:37 pm

Ill butter the bread ready for the buttys :;):

plenty of salt an vinagar mind you , whoever you sending tell them to get us a meat pie,an a bottle of dandelion an burdock

:;):

by **aCe'** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:11 pm

LUCASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!!!!!
I CALL LUCASSS !
YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!

cant believe none of you idiots wanted to be Lucas .. i mean... comeon... the guy is just quality... can dribble, pass, shoot, head it, cross it tackle, is all creativity and agility and technique.. i mean whats not to like ?!

by **ConnO'var** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:57 am

Looks like s@int's got me wrapped up in cotton wool again...... cheers mate... those bloody blackburn hatchetmen would have made mince meat of me knees.

But not to worry..... I'll come on in the 83rd minute and score a blinder!

by **NANNY RED** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:47 am

ConnO'var wrote:Looks like s@int's got me wrapped up in cotton wool again...... cheers mate... those bloody blackburn hatchetmen would have made mince meat of me knees.

But not to worry..... I'll come on in the 83rd minute and score a blinder!

Just tell fat Sam to keep you a bed next to him in the ozzie you come on an that were your gonna end up :nod

by **ConnO'var** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:11 am

NANNY RED wrote:
ConnO'var wrote:Looks like s@int's got me wrapped up in cotton wool again...... cheers mate... those bloody blackburn hatchetmen would have made mince meat of me knees.

But not to worry..... I'll come on in the 83rd minute and score a blinder!

Just tell fat Sam to keep you a bed next to him in the ozzie you come on an that were your gonna end up

We're reds this next game, Nan!
You haven't forgotten have you?

I think that makes Igs "fat sam" this time around.... :wwww

by **Igor Zidane** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:20 am

ConnO'var wrote:
NANNY RED wrote:
ConnO'var wrote:Looks like s@int's got me wrapped up in cotton wool again...... cheers mate... those bloody blackburn hatchetmen would have made mince meat of me knees.

But not to worry..... I'll come on in the 83rd minute and score a blinder!

Just tell fat Sam to keep you a bed next to him in the ozzie you come on an that were your gonna end up

We're reds this next game, Nan!
You haven't forgotten have you?

I think that makes Igs "fat sam" this time around....

Indeed con , but not as good looking as sam.

by **made in UK** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:45 am

s@int wrote:
NANNY RED wrote:Was you Fellini , you dirty little get. studding our little Greavesie Lucas, An if Mick was Yobo i love Mick, play against him anytime, hes shi.te an made me 230 pound

I think "Made in UK" was Yobo, Nanny...... let us down defensively last week when he was Skrtel too (scored a cracking goal though) He needs to improve or we may have to transfer him to the pro's. He seems to be getting a bit soft on Rafa too...... buck up Made in UK

Not happy bout that. I think'll go to the press and talk about man-managment skills, I need an arm around the shoulder. Not public humiliation. :sniffle

by **made in UK** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:47 am

s@int wrote:PROVISIONAL TEAM against Blackburn

Heimdal (the Viking)
Reina

Lakes(the banker) Bigmick (Robin Hood) Owzat (he's got your number) Maypax (the riddler)
Carra Skrtel Agger Insua

Misty (stop him and buy one) Ace' (in the hole)
Mascherano Lucas

Dawson ( the Dude) Metalhead(the Shiek) Kuyt Riera

Effes (Billy Hills)
Gerrard

Bunglemark2 ( the bungler)
N'gog

Subs :-

joeterp - Cavalieri
Conn' - Aquilani
S@int -Benny
Europian-kings - El Zhar
Andyg - Aurelio
Purescu - Kyrgiakos
Judge - Torres

Right, gimme a golf club I'm, gonna swing for someone!

Besides, Owzat needs to be counting the offsides (not playing) so he can enter data into his spreadsheet.

by **ConnO'var** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:15 am

Igor said...

Indeed con , but not as good looking as sam.

Don't feel too bad mate..... Imagaine having to look like AND having a name like that Fellaini....

Not only looks like a D!ckhead but called something close to what a d!ck most enjoys!

The shame.... I'll never live it down.

by **ConnO'var** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:20 am

made in UK wrote:
s@int wrote:PROVISIONAL TEAM against Blackburn

Heimdal (the Viking)
Reina

Lakes(the banker) Bigmick (Robin Hood) Owzat (he's got your number) Maypax (the riddler)
Carra Skrtel Agger Insua

Misty (stop him and buy one) Ace' (in the hole)
Mascherano Lucas

Dawson ( the Dude) Metalhead(the Shiek) Kuyt Riera

Effes (Billy Hills)
Gerrard

Bunglemark2 ( the bungler)
N'gog

Subs :-

joeterp - Cavalieri
Conn' - Aquilani
S@int -Benny
Europian-kings - El Zhar
Andyg - Aurelio
Purescu - Kyrgiakos
Judge - Torres

Right, gimme a golf club I'm, gonna swing for someone!

Besides, Owzat needs to be counting the offsides (not playing) so he can enter data into his spreadsheet.

High time you were dropped mate..... you've had absolute shockers lately..... messing up the team rhythm and all.... I just hope we're not over-rotating!

by **GRAHAM01** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:49 am

i will go 50 / 50 with someone for the chips igor :;):

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:15 pm

made in UK wrote:
s@int wrote:PROVISIONAL TEAM against Blackburn

Heimdal (the Viking)
Reina

Lakes(the banker) Bigmick (Robin Hood) Owzat (he's got your number) Maypax (the riddler)
Carra Skrtel Agger Insua

Misty (stop him and buy one) Ace' (in the hole)
Mascherano Lucas

Dawson ( the Dude) Metalhead(the Shiek) Kuyt Riera

Effes (Billy Hills)
Gerrard

Bunglemark2 ( the bungler)
N'gog

Subs :-

joeterp - Cavalieri
Conn' - Aquilani
S@int -Benny
Europian-kings - El Zhar
Andyg - Aurelio
Purescu - Kyrgiakos
Judge - Torres

Right, gimme a golf club I'm, gonna swing for someone!

Besides, Owzat needs to be counting the offsides (not playing) so he can enter data into his spreadsheet.

Its only the provisional squad mate, I am sure if you work hard in training you will force your way back in.

I think you have been suffering a bit because Nanny keeps distracting you by lifting her shirt up at key moments in the game.

I will try playing you against Judge in training and see if him dropping his shorts every five minutes has a similar effect.

by **made in UK** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:22 pm

Hands up I've been poor, I'll watch you boys on the weekend from the Pub.

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