Liverpool FC Forum

by stmichael » Wed Sep 08, 2004 11:43 am

just a bit of fun guys as the forum seems to be pretty quiet at the moment.

i'd like you to come up with suggestions of what jobs certain footballers or managers would do if they weren't involved in football. funny suggestions only please.

for example i think ruud van horseface and christiano ronaldo would make an excellent synchronised diving team. what d'ya reckon?

by LFC #1 » Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:21 pm

Lee Hughes- driving instructor.

by stmichael » Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:23 pm

what about bruce grobelaar as a bookie.

by simic_ie » Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:23 pm

Gary and Phil Neville.... male models 
Becks and Rio... teachers. 

by stmichael » Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:25 pm

actually, give gerard houllier a moustache and a pair of glasses and i think he'd make an excellent inspector clousseau.  

by LFC #1 » Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:25 pm

by ckay » Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:28 pm

by ckay » Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:29 pm

by stmichael » Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:29 pm

ckay wrote:Gazza - Marriage Guidence

 

or what about dwight yorke as a spokesperson for "fathers for justice"?

by LFC #1 » Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:31 pm

by ckay » Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:32 pm

stmichael wrote:or what about dwight yorke as a spokesperson for "fathers for justice"?

   

by ckay » Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:34 pm

by LFC #1 » Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:35 pm

by stmichael » Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:35 pm

to me, michael owen could have been a paperboy for life. i dunno why. he's just got one of those faces.

also, if not a paperboy, he could be one of those young guys you always see working in places like dixons. you know the ones who never know how anything works and look sh#t scared if you ask them a question?

by ckay » Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:35 pm