Deadly swine flu outbreak sends wave of fear throu
by redbeergoggles » Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:06 am
Man phones Swine Flu hotline ,but all he can get is Crackling .....
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by 112-1077774096 » Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:53 am
the farm near me has a pig that is ill, i told them to give it some medicine, but if it dies they are to cut it up and sell it, and the label on the package should read 'I can't believe it's not better'
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by Igor Zidane » Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:50 am
Think i've got the swine flu!
I've broken out in rashers.
I've broken out in rashers.
UP THE PURPS !!!
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by Igor Zidane » Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:54 am
Little boy goes into the butchers.
He say's" Me mam has sent me down for a pigs head , she said can you leave the eyes in cos it will see her through the week .
Coat , out of the door , gone !!!
He say's" Me mam has sent me down for a pigs head , she said can you leave the eyes in cos it will see her through the week .
Coat , out of the door , gone !!!
UP THE PURPS !!!
https://www.colfc.co.uk/
https://www.colfc.co.uk/
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by 112-1077774096 » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:36 am
we wont all be joking when we start sneezing
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by ste123lfc » Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:30 am
For all you guys that travel to work on busy commuter trains, there is a sure fire way to get a seat. Just take an imaginary phone call and describe your recent holiday to Cancun, say you,ve just got back, put the phone down and then sneeze. I guarentee you,ll have a carridge to yourself. 
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by Kharhaz » Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:46 am
Are the jewish immune to swine flu?
Bill Shankly: “I was the best manager in Britain because I was never devious or cheated anyone. I’d break my wife’s legs if I played against her, but I’d never cheat her.”
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by 112-1077774096 » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:47 am
Igor Zidane wrote:Think i've got the swine flu!
I've broken out in rashers.
get some oinkment
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by 112-1077774096 » Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:37 pm
Judge wrote:blooming heck peewee, youve made a right PIGS ear of your response
yeah, I am ham fisted
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by 112-1077774096 » Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:38 pm
I hear kermit has caught it, but for him it's an STD
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