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[Judge]

swine flu nhs website

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[Greavesie]

greavsie = merchant banker

you know I'm gonna tell everyone I meet that that's what I do

Anyways I'm off to the library to work on my dissertation rather than p!ssin about on the internet all day

Don't quote this and change the words Judge, I can see it coming 

[Judge]

greavsie = merchant banker

you know I'm gonna tell everyone I meet that that's what I do

Anyways I'm off to the library to work on my dissertation rather than p!ssin about on the internet all day

Don't quote this and change the words Judge, I can see it coming 

students   

[NANNY RED]

Fecking hell yous lot have got no sympathy , im on me last legs here , an alls yous can think of is yourselfs an injections, At least one of yehs could of offerd to make me some chicken soup,   

[JoeTerp]

big swine flu vac news in my area

[Greavesie]

Fecking hell yous lot have got no sympathy , im on me last legs here , an alls yous can think of is yourselfs an injections, At least one of yehs could of offerd to make me some chicken soup,   

I posted up a link to a clip to make you feel better, no luck then?

[Judge]

Fecking hell yous lot have got no sympathy , im on me last legs here , an alls yous can think of is yourselfs an injections, At least one of yehs could of offerd to make me some chicken soup,   

dont worry im sending the priest round for your last rites to be read 

[woof woof !]

Fecking hell yous lot have got no sympathy , im on me last legs here , an alls yous can think of is yourselfs an injections, At least one of yehs could of offerd to make me some chicken soup,   

dont worry im sending the priest round for your last rites to be read 

Later ................................. at Nans house

[fivecups]

Im going to have it on Monday. Not sure I'd want the wife to have it if she was pregnant to be honest.

[lakes10]

it should be given voluntarily so nobody can go crying if it goes wrong. If you're told to have it and it goes wrong sue the sh!t out of whoever told you to

well i work in schools and all over the place, i teach around 400 people a week all in small rooms, the docs know this (as they send most of them to me) so it was the docs that said i should get it done, is also due to me having asthma, but that only gets bad when i get colds.

How the phuck do you get so much time to post on here then ? 

Jeez - I'd say your kids are the dunces of the education system !

lol i teach the parents

[Bad Bob]

From NidosKidos.org

Swine Flu

Let’s put swine flu (H1N1) into perspective
What are the symptoms of Influenza A (H1N1)?
• Fever• Headache• Cough• Sore throat• Runny & stuffy nose• Extreme fatigue• Muscle aches• Nausea, vomiting and diarrhoea (these symptoms may also occur, but are more common in children)
So….
Just about anyone could have Swine Flu
Deaths
816 deaths worldwide in 160 countries
Europe – 16,556 cases with 34 deaths
‘Given that countries are no longer required to test and report individual cases, the number of cases reported actually understates the real number of cases.’
Odds of …
# death by assault in your lifetime : 331/1
# death by falling : 250/1
# death by firearm : 325/1
# death by poison : 1,400/1
# death in a car crash : 5,000/1
# death by choking on food or something else : 5,000/1
# death by drowning : 9,000/1
# death by murder : 20,000/1
# death by lightning : 71,000/1
# death by dog attack : 137,000/1
# death in the bathtub : 807,000/1
# death by a flood : 713,000/1
# death by falling out of bed : 2,000,000/1
# being killed in a terrorist WMD attack : 6,000,000/1
1154 people died (worldwide)
Odds 8,000,000/1
Yup, that’s right
You at a greater risk from drowning in a bathtub

[Judge]

Im going to have it on Monday. Not sure I'd want the wife to have it

you seeing someone else? 

[woof woof !]

Swine Flu Conspiracy ?

[made in UK]

I had the vaccine a few weeks back. Since then I've had these weird dreams almost every night. I've dreamt about pigs rolling around in fluffy white clouds playing 'stairway to heaven' while being orchastrated by George Orwell. After the encore of this masterpiece the pigs all line-up in a row and Dr Evil skateboards through the clouds and hands each pig a test tube (which looks more like a pint glass). The pigs are told to urinate into the tube and pour it through the clouds. At this point in the dream I take a ride with the urine down through the thick puffy clouds. Then suddenly appears a vast sandy desert below, the ground is getting bigger and bigger and I'm rapidly racing towards the earth. I expect to wake up before I hit the ground. But instead I land on Kirsty Alley who breaks my fall and her collar bone in the process. Then like Kaiser so sa she's gone. A little Mexican man apperas before me sitting on the ground with a bath tub next to him and the largest sombrero I've ever seen with tequilla worms hanging from the huge diameter of his head gear. The pint glasses smash into his bath and in a very slow motion he looks up at me and beneath his monstrocity of a moustauche I see one tooth and devious smile. He pulls the bath plug and the urine goes down the waste and he laughs 'mwwwhhahaahahaha' like that. He tells me in Spanish that the urine  will get in to the water treatment facility and although not being treated properly (as its Mexico I'm in) the pigs Urine will go out to the taps of 20 Million Mexicans by the next day and infect them. Himself, Dr Evil and the CIA are trying to cull the Human population on earth. I am unable to talk back or move now in my dream but pique passes me some tequila and I swig it nervously. All of a sudden I am woken up by the smell of frying bacon on the pan, my misses is cooking me bacon but nothing else. I walk around the house wondering whether my dream was some kind of premonition and I flick on the TV and low and behold I see Oprah Winfrey interviewing Kirsty Alley about the diet of pork scratcings. Suddenly now Its clicked for me! Everything was becoming related to or morphing into pigs, to clarify my conclusion with guarentee I went over to our picturre frame. I Picked up a photo of the mother-in-law and there before me was a portrait of a lincolnshire pig. More recently I've been blacking out alot and talking to myself even more than I used to, its getting worse and worse and my world feels like it's closing in on me, I cannot handle it anymore what should I do? Do you think its the vaccine thats done this to me or the 2000 liberty caps I munched down 2 weeks ago?

[fivecups]

I want to get baz and inject in his ringpiece

WTF Judgie??