'If you want a friend, buy a goldfish, if you want loyalty, buy a dog.'
Michael Owen looks after Michael Owen, he's given Newcastle F-ALL value for money and even though they have a new owner coming in with the resources to create a new era, Owen's going to be off. Just like when Benitez arrived. And some of you guys want him back....

"Newcastle boss Sam Allardyce has admitted he is powerless to stop Michael Owen from leaving the club.
Allardyce confirmed Owen has a release clause in his contract allowing him to leave if another club reaches that release fee.
Owen's future at St James' Park has been the subject of some conjecture for some time now with Freddy Shepherd calling on the player to make a public statement of his commitment.
The England international has been coy on his long-term future at Newcastle with the player believed to be keen on a return to the North West.
Allardyce, who has held talks with Owen over his future, accepts the former Liverpool hit-man could move on in the summer.
"If Michael wants to leave, there's nothing I can do about it, especially if another club triggers his release clause," Allardyce told the News of the World.
"At the moment, we are benefiting from a release clause to get Joey Barton.
"But we could also suffer because of Michael's clause."
Liverpool are thought to be monitoring Owen's situation with the player widely believed to be keen on a return to Anfield.
Meanwhile, Newcastle are being credited with an interest in Barcelona's Ludovic Giuly.
Giuly is expected to leave Barcelona at the end of the season after being told he does not figure in their long-term plans.
A number of French clubs are believed to be chasing the winger, but Giuly's commercial representative, Sebastien Riera, says Newcastle are interested in the French international.
"Ludo is aware of Newcastle's interest," Riera told the Sunday Sun.
Should The Magpies fail in their attempts to sign Giuly they could turn their attentions to Bolton's El Hadji Diouf."