woof woof ! wrote:
My name is Candy , I hump you long time xxx
Paul C wrote:My mate went to Egypt, he has eat Octopus and has the sh!ts all holiday, it was that bad he shat the bed in his sleep
The moral of the story is watch what you eat!!!!
Judge wrote:rah'lee, wulahi lazeem tal'arta halass (it takes time to pronounce it correctly)
Judge wrote:plenty of germans in hurghada usually. have you seen any??
have you also tried the lingo i gave you
try this one when the price is too high
rah'lee, wulahi lazeem tal'arta halass (it takes time to pronounce it correctly)
peewee wrote:me and my mate went to egypt, one day we were walking and neither of us had a watch, anyway i see an arab crouched down by a camel and my mate goes over and asks the time. the arab cups the camels balls in his hands and lifts the slightly and says "15 minutes past 3".
my mate comes back and says "thats amazing, i asked the arab the time, he lifted its b0ll0x and gave the time" so anyway i didnt believe him and thouht i would try myself, i walked over and asked for the time. again the arab lifted the camels nads and said "16 minutes past 3".
i said "thats amazing, you can tell the time just by lifting the camels ball bag"
the arab replied..................................
....................................................wait for it............
are you read for the punchline yet guys.......................................................................
"yes, if i move his scrotum i can see that clock over there"
john craig wrote:Christ, I never thought it would be this bloody warm in Egypt!
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