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[woof woof !]

My name is Candy , I hump you long time xxx

[ste123lfc]

My name is Candy , I hump you long time xxx

Whats the camels name

[ste123lfc]

you may of heard of it, but there is a web site called holidays uncovered. It is a site where people who have been to various destinations give reports on what the hotel was like and also the resort.
When you go in the site, at the top drop down menu just select where you are going and it will then give you a list of all the hotels in the area. Scroll down until you find yours and read the reviews.

http://www.holidaysuncovered.co.uk

[JC_81]

My name is Candy , I hump you long time xxx

So are you the one on the right or on the left woof?

[Paul C]

My mate went to Egypt, he has eat Octopus and has the sh!ts all holiday, it was that bad he shat the bed in his sleep

The moral of the story is watch what you eat!!!!

[JC_81]

My mate went to Egypt, he has eat Octopus and has the sh!ts all holiday, it was that bad he shat the bed in his sleep

The moral of the story is watch what you eat!!!!

I ate an octopus pizza once in greece - like a feckin plateful of rubber and cheese it was.  Never again

[Woollyback]

why do they call the camel the ship of the desert? cos it's full of arab seamen

a bird i know has just come back from hurgada, said it was lovely but she's a seasoned traveller and could make a docker blush with her scruffy manc potty mouth so maybe they warned the locals that tina was coming to town. saw her holiday snaps and the beaches looked absolutely out of this world. her t1ts also looked very nice in a skimpy bikini i might add

[JC_81]

Christ, I never thought it would be this bloody warm in Egypt!  Roasted the ti.ts off myself on the first day and I've had to spend yesterday and today in the shade - luckily my hotel has a reasonably priced internet cafe and plenty of bars.

Very impressed with the place overall though.  Food and drink is reasonably priced and all the staff at the place I'm staying are excellent.  Not much to see really in Hurghada though and the whole having to tip staff for everything is a bit tedious- you wonder whether they expect a tip just for smiling at you

I'm happy enough though, 2 hours ahead here, so you can just sit and have a few beers watching the world cup on the big screen at 8 and then 10 o'clock at night- what more do you want?

[Judge]

plenty of germans in hurghada usually. have you seen any??

have you also tried the lingo i gave you


try this one when the price is too high


rah'lee, wulahi lazeem tal'arta halass (it takes time to pronounce it correctly)

[Lionheart]

rah'lee, wulahi lazeem tal'arta halass (it takes time to pronounce it correctly)

Sounds like..."rally all them lazy tarts, I don't need this hassle"   

[Judge]

do you want to know what it actually means, you'll have to pm me, as i want john to say it too an unscrupulous egyptian trader

[JC_81]

plenty of germans in hurghada usually. have you seen any??

have you also tried the lingo i gave you


try this one when the price is too high


rah'lee, wulahi lazeem tal'arta halass (it takes time to pronounce it correctly)

Full of Germans mate, seen one lad in an Everton shirt and met one Scottish couple but apart from that most are Germans - which means getting up extra early to book your sunlounger by the pool

Tried a bit of your lingo first day Judge, but the fellah looked at me as if I'd 2 heads.  I can speak a little bit of German which is actually more helpful than Egyptian in Hurghada

Think there's also a few Swedes kicking around so should be quite good banter watching the England game tonight...

[112-1077774096]

me and my mate went to egypt, one day we were walking and neither of us had a watch, anyway i see an arab crouched down by a camel and my mate goes over and asks the time. the arab cups the camels balls in his hands and lifts the slightly and says "15 minutes past 3".

my mate comes back and says "thats amazing, i asked the arab the time, he lifted its b0ll0x and gave the time"  so anyway i didnt believe him and thouht i would try myself, i walked over and asked for the time. again the arab lifted the camels nads and said "16 minutes past 3".

i said "thats amazing, you can tell the time just by lifting the camels ball bag"

the arab replied..................................
























....................................................wait for it............
























are you read for the punchline yet guys.......................................................................

















"yes, if i move his scrotum i can see that clock over there"

[Lionheart]

me and my mate went to egypt, one day we were walking and neither of us had a watch, anyway i see an arab crouched down by a camel and my mate goes over and asks the time. the arab cups the camels balls in his hands and lifts the slightly and says "15 minutes past 3".

my mate comes back and says "thats amazing, i asked the arab the time, he lifted its b0ll0x and gave the time"  so anyway i didnt believe him and thouht i would try myself, i walked over and asked for the time. again the arab lifted the camels nads and said "16 minutes past 3".

i said "thats amazing, you can tell the time just by lifting the camels ball bag"

the arab replied..................................
























....................................................wait for it............
























are you read for the punchline yet guys.......................................................................

















"yes, if i move his scrotum i can see that clock over there"

boom...boom!!! (the sound of a gun going off in peewee's left ear for having the audacity for telling such a lame and corny joke) 

[woof woof !]

Christ, I never thought it would be this bloody warm in Egypt!

      

Erm , where did you think Egypt was JC ? next door to Greenland ?