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by **Judge** » Thu May 25, 2006 7:30 am

was playing with her.............

by **Lando_Griffin** » Fri May 26, 2006 2:49 pm

...Tambourine, whilst peewee was twanging his twanger.

Together, they made sweet music, and...

by **Judge** » Tue May 30, 2006 7:24 am

along came one of peewee's trafficked LBFM's.....

by **anti-hero** » Wed May 31, 2006 6:27 am

when a man stopped the said person and said, "What's an LBFM?"

by **Judge** » Wed May 31, 2006 7:36 am

anti-hero wrote:when a man stopped the said person and said, "What's an LBFM?"

the man said back to him, ''ask peewee, i just work here''

then...................

by **Lando_Griffin** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:01 am

...nutted him from behind as the poor beggar was walking out.

Peewee returned from his weekly service, and said "...

by **Judge** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:24 am

where's my LBFM?..............

by **Good Bob** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:05 am

WWBB?

by **dward** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:19 am

...to which dward replied, "That is the questions which needs an answer." Suddenly...

by **Judge** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:50 am

dward came in with a LBFM......

by **hawkmoon269** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:53 am

And judge said.... "you lucky b@st@rd" where did you get one of those? Have you been spending time with Welsh Wizard again?".... to which dward replied.....

by **Judge** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:56 am

yes i have, how did you know that. You are very perceptive and im in awe of your superior intellect.

Hawky thought dward was talking to him, until he realised it was judge whom dward was refering to

hawkmoon wanted to hang himself, as he knew he was quite a thick person........

by **Lando_Griffin** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:55 am

...with a small penis.

He was in plentful company, however, as Lando, Judge, Peewee and Babu walked in.

Then...

by **Judge** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:13 am

lol @ lando's comments

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proceeded to batter hawkmoon with a beautifully made stick, as he was ugly, we thought if we beat him with the beautiful stick, rather than the ugly stick, it may help...........

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:51 am

...to stop Judge's verbal diarrhea.

It failed, however, and he took an intense course in advanced English, shagged a few of his Professors, and wrote a book entitled "The Eng and I". It was a best seller in Budapest.

Hawkmoon, however, spent the whole time in traction, as in his attempts to avoid being hit by the beauty stick, he tripped on the rotting carcas of Hustler and damaged his spinal cord.

He made a full recovery and, bouyed by his inspirational nurses, persued a career in crochet, where he enjoyed limited success.

Babu...

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