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by **Cool Hand Luke** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:34 pm

Miss Hoover: Now, take out your red crayons.
Ralph: Miss Hoover?
Miss Hoover: Yes Ralph?
Ralph: I don't have a red crayon.
Miss Hoover: Why not?
Ralph: I ate it.

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:35 pm

Homer: Hey boy! Wanna play catch?
Bart: No thanks dad.
Homer: When a son doesn't want to play catch with his father something is definitely wrong.
Grandpa Simpson: I'll play catch with you!
Homer: Go home.

by **The Ace1983** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:35 pm

Homer and Bart: "you don't make friends with salad, you don't make friends with salad"

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:35 pm

Homer: Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.

by **Bad Bob** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:35 pm

Despite what you might think, we 'Canucks' also love the Canadian jokes and put-downs!:

Gordie: They think I'm slow because I'm from Canada, eh.

Homer: It's so easy to miss Canada, all tucked away down there.

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:36 pm

Carl: According to the map, the cabin should be right here.
Lenny: Hey, maybe there is no cabin. Maybe it's one of them metaphorical things.
Carl: Oh yeah, yeah... Like maybe the cabin is the place inside each of us, created by our goodwill and teamwork.
Lenny: Oh! ...Nah, they said there would be sandwiches.

by **The Ace1983** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:36 pm

Bart: Ooooh... My Ovaries...

by **The Ace1983** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:37 pm

Burns: Lenny will be paired with... Carl
Carl: Ah, nuts
Lenny: Huh?
Carl: I mean... Ah, nuts

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:37 pm

Carl: You know I'm sick and tired of people assuming I'm good at basketball just because Im African American. (Slam Dunks the ball)

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:38 pm

Homer: I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

by **The Ace1983** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:38 pm

Burns: I hope you take lots of pictures
Smithers: Actually sir, they don't allow photography at this...particular resort.

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:39 pm

Homer: Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

by **The Ace1983** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:39 pm

Cool Hand Luke wrote:Homer: I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

I love that one!

by **Bad Bob** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:39 pm

Moe: Even when it was the bears I knew it was the immigants.

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:39 pm

Barney: 40 dollars!? This better be the best damn beer ever.. [drinks beer] You got lucky.

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