by RAFABENITEZ » Sun May 07, 2006 9:17 pm
The best moment is deffo, without argument, the episode where Marge is addicted to the casino. There are two bits in here which are the top two for me.
That night, Lisa calls out for Marge.
Lisa: Mom!
Homer: Huh -- wha -- Lisa! What's up?
Lisa: I just had a bad dream!
Homer: Oh, sure. You just lie down and tell me all about it.
Lisa: Well, I know it's absurd, but I dreamed the bogeyman was after
me, and he's hiding under --
Homer: Aah! Bogeyman! You nail the windows shut, I'll get the gun!
-- So much for parental guidance, "$pringfield"
Homer runs into Bart's room: "Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there
may be a bogeyman or bogeymen in the house!"
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Burns continues to degenerate.
[Mr. Burns hold a model airplane]
Burns: Smithers, I've designed a new plane. I call it the "Spruce
Moose", and it will carry two hundred passengers from New
York's Idyllwild Airport to the Belgian Congo in seventeen
minutes!
Smithers: That's quite a nice model, sir.
Burns: Model?
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and my other fav moment....
McBain's superior "We can't have you running around with that hand-cannon McBain. In this department we do things by the book" (holds up rule book)
McBain "Bye book" (shoots book to pieces)