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Postby Mikz » Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:45 pm

I  used to make pictures...But i got hung up on this idea,and due to my frame of mind-it soon hit the wall. Hope that doesnt sound self -centered :lookaround
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Postby dawson99 » Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:46 pm

i used to raise wild pigs but i found the job a boar :buttrock  :buttrock
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Postby Cool Hand Luke » Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:44 pm

i had a go at being a chef but made a bit of a meal of it
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Postby anti-hero » Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:51 pm

I didnt want this to be known..

But I'm high on ampthetamines and drunk on champagne.


I'm Ron Jeremy. :D
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Postby Mikz » Tue Apr 18, 2006 12:19 am

I was a dentist for a short while, I was "filling " in for someone but I knew the drill- some of the things I seen left me open mouthed :wwww
I just want to rinse this memory away..Wisdom told me  the only thing needing pulling out was me.

:lookaround cant be a root all your life.
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Postby andy_g » Tue Apr 18, 2006 12:50 am

my advice, mikz, would have been to brace yourself and try not to denture confidence
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Postby Mikz » Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:18 am

I just couldnt bridge that gap Andy. Call me a big fairy if you like  :D
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:26 am

Mikz - you're a fairy. :D

I used to work with Antony, Lee, Simon and Duncan, but it left me feeling Blue. :O

(Too many jibes on their way!!!!! :D )
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Postby Mikz » Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:39 am

:laugh: Bet ya had plenty of sticky back plastic in that job Griff .

Ok -No more John Noakes (jokes)on the matter
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:03 am

Mikz wrote: :laugh: Bet ya had plenty of sticky back plastic in that job Griff .

Ok -No more John Noakes (jokes)on the matter

Nah - I just felt too Guilty.


(I wish to make it known that I am in no way a Blue fan!!!!!  :D )
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Postby Judge » Tue Apr 18, 2006 12:17 pm

columbia wrote:
drummerphil wrote:
columbia wrote:
drummerphil wrote:
columbia wrote:student

sorry mate which ever way i look at that,dont get the joke.....


let me try again........................student


nah sorry not even a titter....... :laugh:

nout wrong with being a student.

I no it aint a job but its what i do, i do have a job in a local shoe shop though   :D

you dont get it do you.........

every post on here is just a p!ss take

i feel like a twat

i admire your honesty  :laugh:



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Postby andy_g » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:38 pm

i used to be a zoo keeper but after monkeying around and leaving others the lion's share of the work i adder be asked to leave. i couldn't bear the thought of losing my job and went ape and trashed the plaice.
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Postby Cool Hand Luke » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:11 pm

used to be an electrician,a real live wire I was too, but sparks did fly and i was soon back down to earth. From a neutral perspective it was shocking. Im Positive about that.
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Postby dawson99 » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:12 pm

i used to run a simply red fan club but had to leave as...


... money was too tight to mention :p
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Postby Cool Hand Luke » Fri May 12, 2006 7:37 pm

Used to be a butcher but I made a real pigs ear of it.
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