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Postby 66-1137139704 » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:15 am

stu_the_red wrote:Classified arsewhole? :D

US marine  :cool: 

So you better watch your mouth boy  :angry:
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Postby drummerphil » Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:42 pm

it tells you what a fúcked up world it is,if a looney like you is let loose with a gun.....
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Postby Woollyback » Wed Feb 08, 2006 2:19 pm

MudFace wrote:US marine  :cool: 

:laugh:  :laugh:  someone take me to hospital, i need my sides stitching back up :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:40 pm

MudFace wrote:
stu_the_red wrote:Classified arsewhole? :D

US marine  :cool: 

So you better watch your mouth boy  :angry:

oh oh oh ha ha ha mudface you nonce.

US Marine.....lol

more like Morris Marine
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Postby drummerphil » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:11 pm

MudFace wrote:
stu_the_red wrote:Classified arsewhole? :D

US marine  :cool: 

So you better watch your mouth boy  :angry:

I'm in the SAS..........
and single handed made my way into north korea and disarmed their nukes,whilst they were drinking tea.......







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Postby Roger Red Hat » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:24 pm

drummerphil wrote:
MudFace wrote:
stu_the_red wrote:Classified arsewhole? :D

US marine  :cool: 

So you better watch your mouth boy  :angry:

I'm in the SAS..........
and single handed made my way into north korea and disarmed their nukes,whilst they were drinking tea.......







wtf

thats nothing, when Rambo killed all those baddies I was waiting for him outside and I kicked 7 bags of shit out of him.
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Postby drummerphil » Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:48 pm

drummerphil wrote:
MudFace wrote:
stu_the_red wrote:Classified arsewhole? :D

US marine  :cool: 

So you better watch your mouth boy  :angry:

I'm in the SAS..........
and single handed made my way into north korea and disarmed their nukes,whilst they were drinking tea.......







wtf

did i mentioned i did this with a nicorette chewing gum and a spoon.....
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Postby Mikz » Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:34 pm

I was training to be a lion-tamer...what a circus that was!  I just felt as if i was walking a tightrope with that clown of a boss and in the end -he did blow his Big top.


At least I got a fair crack of the whip!
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Postby 66-1120597113 » Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:37 pm

I used to be a sheep for a living...i rammed it in one day i had enough!!

It was those dogs that chased us about the field that put me off..they was all bahahahahahahking mad!! :;):
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Postby adamnbarrett » Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:50 pm

Dundalk wrote:Worst job in the world....
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I think they are falling for each other!

no they're just scaling to new heights
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Postby andy_g » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:49 am

i used to be an agent for a midget actor but we failed to see eye to eye.
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Postby Woollyback » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:22 am

i was one of those midgets but i quit cos the boss kept telling me to grow up, i always felt like he was looking down at me :(
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Postby dawson99 » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:31 am

uve got to see the bigger picture people :p

i used to be a bird who only flew at night, but i got betetr and im alright nOWL :laugh: :laugh:
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Postby Mikz » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:33 am

I was one of them birds too. I used to be a parrot but im alright now





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Postby Mikz » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:33 am

alright now





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